Beverly Hills- Call Porn Star Karaoke. Tell ’em Wankus might be late.

Black Widow’s Ric Williams broke his foot- he doesn’t know how. But Williams was walking on it for ten days over in Europe before the doctors told him, hey, you got a broken foot. His right foot in a cast, Williams was on the set Tuesday checking out the latest project from Team Tyler Productions which he’ll be distributing.

It’s called Faith’s Fantasies, an all-girl movie. And Williams is saying all-girl movies are back in a big way. You couldn’t give them away, but now they’re big again.

Rebecca Love, who’s also in the movie, is telling Williams she’s looking for a condo in Vegas. Williams says he just bought a townhouse in Pacoima- the area in town where you don’t have to wear a bullet proof vest. On the subject of real estate, a woman who’s a guest on the set, wonders if Seymore Butts is the super-rich monolith portrayed on the Showtime series. She’s told that Showtime leases the house Butts uses. Mari Possa, who’s also in the Faith’s Fantasies movie, was on KSEX the night previous but she didn’t want to go into any details about her busted relationship with Seymore.

Asked what happened to his contract girl Malu, Williams says he fired her because of boyfriend issues. Williams explained that she was first in the country on a 90-day visa and, apparently, had been dating a mainstream movie actor who casually walked up to her in a mall and started making out with her. Just like that. However, Malu also had an abusive boyfriend in Denmark who gave her a present of a knife scar. Williams warned Malu against going back to the guy. But once her visa was up, she did just that then called Williams and asked if he’d put the guy up when she returned to the states. Williams told her, fuck that.

As if he’d be the one to know, someone asks Williams what’s the deal with the Nasty Boyz, like, what do they do? Williams says the whole point of their bit is that you’re talking about them. Love thinks it’s kind of weird that the blond haired Nasty is into sucking feet. I tell Love she’s had to have seen freakier shit that that.

“I have,” she laughs. “Now I must go to my happy place.”

I’m hearing this story about the recent Summer Haze gangbang at Exotic Studios- that there was a guy on the shoot who everyone assumed was a porn star. Wankus is laughing about how this guy was licking one female ass after another. Then he was later seen picking up cigarette butts. He was the janitor.

Three scenes for Faith’s Fantasies are being shot at a house in Beverly Hills owned by the guy who started the E! Channel. Unfortunately, if you follow the directions Mapquest provides you, you’ll wind up in another Hills- the Black Hills of the Dakotas. But I finally found the place, and the bumper to bumper traffic on Coldwater Canyon’s horrendous. Wankus, who’s directing the movie, is saying things are running late because of, well, the traffic. Love is in the make up chair, and she’s showing some major tit. Love throws out a comment that her aunt put some bad “ju-ju” on her but didn’t want to expound.

“I can’t say why,” Love states.

Williams also knows about the ju-ju when it comes to dating women outside of the business- that when they find out he’s in porn, it’s all over. Williams got along very well with this one woman until she googled him. She then called to tell him he was a pervert and never contact her again.

I ask Love, who’s wearing a very skimpy bikini and tends to smoke cigarettes like a film noir femme fatale, what gives with Jack Nicholson. Recently on KSEX, Rebecca was spilling some beans and then clammed up. Love likens herself to the Kim Bassinger character in Blind Date when she’s got a few belts in her.

“I AM Blind Date,” she laughs. Love tells me she’s never done anal on camera but that hasn’t stopped her from doing it in her private life.

Love’s exchanging some stripper anecdotes with Regan Anthony who’s going to play a lady cop in a car scenario with Tyler Faith. Love remembers once playing to an audience of two guys- pretty grim. Anthony, a feature dancer at the Deja Vu in Tampa, broke into the video end of the business several months ago. Her husband- “Batman- is built like an Olympic hammer thrower. Faith, likewise, contributes a stripper story about the time she’s in Ohio and Wankus is fucking her in a dressing room. He cums inside her as Faith puts on her panties to do her next show. Faith’s laughing about how she removed her, by now, cum-drenched panties on stage and shoves them into a guy’s mouth. Someone mentions the fact that fans in Atlanta strip clubs tend to be titty biters and the best way to thwart that is by lubing your boobs with Icy Hot.

The first shot gets off around 2 pm. Faith and Love are supposed to be tanning by the pool, but autumn shadows come quickly in California. Faith’s maid, Sondra Romain is serving up drinks and there will be the inevitable threeway.

Wankus is trying to get a pick up shot of Romain while Love, behind his back, is making gestures of licking his ass. Wankus mentions that Soxxx from KSEX has a thing for saving bugs.

So far for the day Soxxx’ boxscore is two bees and a scorpion- saving them from what is your guess.