New York- Jesse Jane was on the Howard Stern Show Thursday morning judging a vomit competition among three women. [The fourth intelligently bowed out].

Not so much as a judge, Jane was there to bear witness to terrestrial radio’s last shot at very bad taste because Stern goes to satellite in January.

The winner of the vomit contest, however, gets to go to the AVN Awards Show. Supply your own punch line.

Jasmin [pictured far right] is getting the trip with her “master”. She explained that she’s in an S&M relationship. The object of the contest was being the first to barf on Jeff the Vomit Guy. Jeff, who’s never had sex with a woman, said his thing is watching women getting sick and hurling, that he used to pay prostitutes to do that. But because they tend to be judgmental he now goes to dominatrixes. Jeff, pays anywhere from $150 to $600.

“I’m a true misfit of society,” he admitted.

Stern kept saying that Jane was too good-looking to be in porn. Stern remembered the last time he talked to Jane.”I think you had just finished making love to Kid Rock,” he said. “A lot of porn stars do not make it to that level where they’re dating big celebrity rock stars.” Stern seemed to remember Jane telling him that she liked Tommy Lee better.

“Because Tommy Lee was hung better.” Jane said she had a lot of fun with Kid Rock and that she’s in it basically for the fun.

“Do you think these guys would ever consider marrying a porn star?” Stern asked her. “Or is there a taboo against that? Do they look at you, like, I could never marry you.” Jane said it depends on the guy but that Lee was not the one to settle down.

“Even when he does settle down, he’s not settled down.” Asked if she got got hurt in the love em and leave em scheme of things, Jane said no because she’s generally the one doing the leaving. Jane said she had a great relationship with Kid Rock but at the time she was seeing other people and doing her thing.

“I wasn’t ready to settle down,” stated Jane who then mentioned that she just settled down by getting married.

“I got married November 5th in Vegas,” she said.

“That ruins it, baby,” Stern told her. Jane said she married a guy named Ritchie who also does adult films.

“It kind of makes it easier on the relationship,” she argued. Stern said every porn star he knows winds up marrying some guy in the business. Jane swore she’d never do that but this guy caught her attention.

“But I’ve never worked with him,” she added. “We won’t work together. Because it’s different. No one wants to see me do my husband.” Jane said she’ll continue to do other guys. Stern wanted to know what Jane’s husband thought about that.

“He’s not jealous- he still does other girls,” Jane replied. Stern conceded maybe that’s the only way for it to work out.

“I know if you were my woman, I would not want you with another man.” Jane said that’s precisely what she ran into.

“I won’t quit my job- I love my job. I love the adult business.” Jane said. “I’m not going to stop and I never was and a lot of guys couldn’t handle that. So I wouldn’t and didn’t maintain relationships.” Jane noted that she makes 3 to 5 films a year.

“These are high budget films?” Stern asked. Jane went on to talk about Pirates.

“We had the actual Pirates of the Caribbean boat,” she explained. “We shot in two different locations- we got Adam & Eve and Digital Playground together.”

“As a man, I admire the fact that you have the original ship from Pirates of the Caribbean,” Stern commented sarcastically.

When Stern heard that Jane appeared in a porn movie that cost one million dollars, he told Jane he could film a scene of her in a hotel room and make as much money.

“A hot piece of ass like you- I’d take you to a hotel, $200 room, take a camera out and shoot you. I’ll sell just as many videos.” Jane said she was up for that and Stern said he was serious about the offer.

Stern also said he could care less about the fact that everyone dressed up as pirates.

“I hate it- I don’t care about the plot.” Stern then remembered Jenna Jameson being in some huge island extravaganza.

“I realize I’m fast forwarding through all this expensive crap.”

Jane said she’s in it for the sex, but movies like Pirates appeal to women and couples who want to have story lines. Jane mentioned that she had two scenes- one with Janine, the other with Carmen Luvana. Jane said Janine turned her on.

“We had an excellent scene together.”

Asked if she brought girls home for her man, Jane said she would. “When he wants me to- I’m all about bringing girls home. I love women.” Jane mentioned that she and her husband have sex “ALL” the time.

“He’s just as perverted as I am.”

Stern then asked Jane about the plot and she explained that she plays a crazy pirate.

“I goof off a lot and we go hunt the bad pirates after we save Carmen Luvana,” Jane said. “I get in trouble and have lots of sex.” Stern was of the opinion that movies like that take too long to get to the sex.

“For my money.”

Jane said the movie was shot over a period of two months. “Just because of the locations and building the different sets.”

Jane gets 4 of the 11 scenes in the movie, she told Stern. Stern imagined the movie wasn’t paying Jane a lot of money, so he wondered just how she was making it.

“Are you going around to strip clubs and doing dancing and stuff?” Jane said she has her first dance gig coming up December 9 & 10. “And I get to host this year- the AVN Awards.” Jane conceded while that gig doesn’t pay her, it does give her promo opportunities.

“So you’re not a millionaire?” Stern concluded. Jane agreed.

“Jenna Jameson claims to have ten million dollars,” said Stern. Jane said she respects Jameson and her 10 years in the business. For her part, Jane is going on three.

“I’m being smart with my money,” Jane added. “You got to get the exposure- Digital Playground helps me do all that with the promotion and marketing and everything.”

Jane was asked by Artie Lange if she were offered a million from a Saudi prince, would she do him. Jane claims not, but that she has been offered as much as $200,000, though from a good-looking businessman. But she turned that offer down as well.

“I’ve been offered a lot of money to do side jobs,” said Jane. “I’m not into it. I’m not a hooker. I do my job because I do my job. I do it as a profession. I do it on film. It’s a career.”

Stern admitted he had trouble making that distinction.

“You’re doing a stranger, anyway. You’re doing it on film.” Jane argued that the guys she’s working with are at least tested and “clean” whereas she doesn’t know about the others.

“Sweetheart, 50 bucks is a hooker,” said Lange. “Two hundred grand is a smart businesswoman.”

Asked if he was going to be at the awards, Stern didn’t think he’d make it there.