Porn Valley- Stoney Curtis is telling me that ten years in the business he’s never won an AVN award. I find this hard to believe, remembering especially when the series Hot Bods & Tail Pipes- Stoney’s claim to fame- first came out. What a scorcher of a concept it was by my recollection.
Stoney says, nope. Never got an award for that. Then again Stoney isn’t exactly crying in the bank lines, either. And, if you ask him, he doesn’t mind telling you who some of the lousy business men in the adult industry who are shedding tears. Except that’s off the record.
On the record, is the fact that Stoney’s bringing back his luxury item Hot Bods & Tail Pipes. He’s got the first scene lined up Wednesday afternoon, a threeway. It’s with Sunny Lane, Barbara Summer, Andrew Andretti and Ben English’s brand new Aston Marton. Judging by the quality of his ride, English is another guy who’s not crying in any bank lines.
Summer will handle the butt end of the anal chores in this scene. Lane, a Best New Starlet nominee, has yet to do one on camera. One time she tried it in her personal life. No soap.
With her cute face, evil smiles and pronounced lip pouts, Lane is so adorable it hurts. Barbara Summer is so blonde and sexy that you might ignore the showroom smell of a new car. Stoney’s telling them would you believe- some guys jump on this series because of the cars. After making a promotional pitch for a www.lethalhardcore.com date with Sunny contest [“she can certainly adlib,” says Curtis], Lane’s giving a wash and wax to Summer’s ass crack. This move is always a crowd pleaser. Stoney mentions that he had a girlfriend one time who had an ass like Barbara’s. That’s okay. I once had a car that had door handles like English’s Aston Martin.
Stoney’s getting all this ass play on tape, remarking that it’s been awhile since he’s negotiated his camera around a woman’s butthole and the hood of an automobile, so he has to relearn some of his old tricks. Stoney’s telling me how he got his impetus to shoot from watching John Stagliano’s Buttman.
“I saw his videos and tried to take it to the next level of perversion,” he laughs. Stoney seems to think there’s not enough perverted people in the business nowadays and the quality of the product shows it.
Mr. Marcus, who’s checking out the location for a future shoot, is talking to the guys from www.818movielocations.com. Marcus pats Summer on the ass.
“That’s good for Thanksgiving,” Marcus smiles. I’m agreeing. Summer seems to have a way with giblets. With his pretty girl shots out of the way, Stoney pauses to take a bite of a Subway sandwich. Somehow we get on a discussion about Duke.
I remember Rob Spallone going after Duke with a baseball bat. Stoney seems to think that Duke, who’s apparently living in Palm Springs, got a ton of money in an insurance settlement over that. Stoney does a funny impression of Duke- he tilts his head like Igor in the Frankenstein movies because Duke was supposed to have had a broken neck and talks like Brando in The Godfather. Stoney says Duke could have him laughing hours on end and remembers a time in Red Lobster where Duke’s talking out loud about getting blow jobs. People at surrounding tables are shocked into silence. Stoney believes Duke could have a new girl in the business committing three felonies within the first ten minutes of knowing her.
“But he got the best-looking pussy,” says Stoney. “He could bullshit beautiful girls.”
I’m congratulating Sunny on her nomination.
“How exciting,” she smiles.
“You’re one of the three Lane sisters that got nominated,” I tell her. “You, Vanessa and Tory.”
“You got to take a stroll down our lanes- we’re happy people,” says Sunny with a merry wink. Nice adlib. I’m thinking. Stoney was right.