WWW- IT sounded almost too perfect, but we couldn’t have made it up. An eagle-eyed spywitness breathlessly called PAGE SIX with a supposed sighting of porn stars Heather Pink [“Juicy G Spots”], Jesse Jane [“Busty Cops”] and Carmen Luvana at Serendipity III chowing down on foot-long hot dogs the other day.

Turned out our titillated tipster wasn’t having a horny hallucination. We managed to get hold of Pink, who confirmed she was in fact at the popular Upper East Side joint with her two porn star pals. “We were eating foot-longs,” she told PAGE SIX’s Fernando Gil.

“We were celebrating the new company I’m launching called Pink and Pink. It’s a porn production company, but we’ll be doing high-end films like Vivid [another adult film company] because there’s so much low-end garbage out there these days. I bought out another adult film company that went bankrupt called Jill Kelly Productions and we’re using their editors and directors. Most of the shooting will be in L.A., even though I live here in the city.”