Last year’s mainstream holiday hit was Bad Santa- a heart warming tale about a dept. store St. Nick who likes booze and anal sex. But when the DVD came out promising a “Badder” Santa, well, it became readily apparent that badder didn’t necessarily mean more anal. Which is where Defiance Film’s Horny Holiday featuring Lauren Phoenix and Taylor Rain on the boxcover fills the stocking.
Phoenix plays Mrs. Claus, a woman who’s husband [Brian Surewood] is beyond AA. Hence, when the frisky elf Kurt Lockwood steals her off for some butt play right under her husband’s prostrate, boozed-out form, this is only to be expected. Besides that, Phoenix serves as hostess to introduce a healthy array of sex scenes featuring some fabulously endowed women and guys in very tight pants. For starters, Sandra Romain gives Surewood a spirited blowjob/handjob combo. Sandra who probably got a tanning bed for Christmas- and it shows- looks fabulous with her healthy skin nestled against a black backdrop and a white tree. And Surewood’s cum capacity is certainly appreciative to her efforts.
Wood sprites Alex Sanders and James Deen then finish the job by taking Sandra in a d.p. with Sandra’s ass glistening round and beautiful as a winter moon.
Tiffani DiGivanni and Tyler Faith are also featured with Lee Stone giving them uproarious chase in strobe lighting to begin a beautifully lensed example of the unorthodox one man in leotards/two women in Santa outfits love equation. Tyler and Tiffani are certainly equal to the task of matching Stone’s square-jawed physical presence in a scene, and both girls taking it in the reverse cowgirl position highlight the festivities.
In a single matchup, Davia Ardell and Anthony Hardwood gift wrap some copious sweat as Hardwood breaches Davia’s ass in a stunning pile driver. Meanwhile, Eve Laurence displays a body that entices and captivates the small screen in her pairing with Surewood. Eve’s tits are mind blowing- and that’s the least of it in a scene that tackles all sex positions with remarkable application and lending applause to Surewood as a remarkable sex technician.
A note to SAG- you want a guy that actually looks like a human Keebler elf? Go no further than Trent Soluri in his festive blowjob scene with the beautiful Taylor Rain. This is one of the best bits on the disc and a real hoot as Soluri does some kind of dance of the sugar plum fairies before Taylor proves that his cock responds solely to women. And in the finale, Phoenix, who’s surprisingly man-handled by Lockwood throughout their tryst, opens her anus to Santa’s cuckolding elf in a scene that readily supports the notion of extra marital sex.
With beautifully dressed sets, a very cute theme and a show that clocks in way over two hours, Horny Holiday’s way better than a pine needle in a pee hole which is what you might incur if you try tackling some of this stuff Christmas morning.
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