Porn Valley- The big NFL news in recent weeks was the Detroit Lions firing head coach Steve “Mariachi”. So the question being asked is whether a band of trumpet players in big hats would play better in Detroit uniforms than the actual Lions themselves. This week Detroit plays the Minnesota Vikings, themselves unindicted felons from a sex party boat incident from earlier in the season.
On his KSEX Friday night show, Wankus is now hosting a segment with Jim Williams a sports reporter for the DC Examiner. Wankus and Williams got on a discussion about the USC-UCLA game.
“This year there’s people saying UCLA has a chance to win this thing.” Williams said USC was going to go crazy and predicted a basketball score. Williams liked USC who slaughtered UCLA. On to the pros.
Williams said The Bengals should have a big day against the Steelers, albeit a close game. Williams considers it the safe bet of the day. [But is Pittsburgh capable of losing three games in a row? I think now.]
Williams also likes Dallas in their game against the NY Giants in New York. Wankus made a crack about the Giants’ field goal kicker who missed three in last weeks game against Seattle.
According to Williams, the upset this week is Kansas City beating Denver in Kansas City. Likewise, Wankus was saying look for Tennessee to beat The Colts. Williams conceded the fact that The Titans have a solid defense and that the game would be a lot of fun but that the pressure was going to start mounting on Indianapolis in their quest to go undefeated this season. “I don’t think it’s going to happen.”
Here’s this week’s schedule followed by the Adultfyi picks.
Sunday: Atlanta at Carolina; Buffalo at Miami; Cincinnati at Pittsburgh; Dallas at NY Giants; Green Bay at Chicago; Houston at Baltimore; Jacksonville at Cleveland; Minnesota at Detroit; Tampa Bay at New Orleans; Tennessee at Indianapolis; Arizona at San Francisco; Washington at St. Louis; Denver at Kansas City; New York Giants at New England; Oakland at San Diego
Monday Night: Seattle at Philadelphia
John Gray [118-58]: Carolina, Miami, Pittsburgh, Giants, Chicago, Baltimore, Jax, Minnesota, Tampa Bay, Indy, Arizona, Washington, Kansas City, N. England, San Diego, Seattle
Sean from Porn Legends [117-59]: Carolina, Miami, Cincy, Giants, Chicago, Baltimore, Jax, Minnesota, Tampa Bay, Indy, Arizona, Washington, Kansas City, New England, San Diego, Seattle
Steve Seidman [117-59]: Carolina, Miami, Cincy, Giants, Chicago, Baltimore, Jax, Minnesota, Tampa Bay, Indy, Arizona, Washington, Kansas City, New England, San Diego, Philly
Ryan from Jerry’s Deli [116-60]: Carolina, Miami, Pittsburgh, Dallas, Chicago, Baltimore, Jax, Minnesota, Tampa Bay, Indy, Arizona, St. Louis, Denver, New England, San Diego, Seattle
Gene Ross [115-61]: Carolina, Miami, Pittsburgh, Giants, Chicago, Baltimore, Cleveland, Minnesota, Tampa Bay, Indy, Arizona, Washington, Kansas City, New England, San Diego, Seattle
Harry Weiss [114-62]: Carolina, Miami, Pittsburgh, Giants, Chicago, Baltimore, Jax, Minnesota, Tampa Bay, Indy, Arizona, Washington, Denver, N. England, San Diego, Seattle
Nick from Adult Rental [113-63]: Carolina, Buffalo, Pittsburgh, Dallas, Chicago, Baltimore, Jax, Minnesota, Tampa Bay, Indy, Arizona, Washington, Denver, New England, San Diego, Seattle
Steve from Mallcom [112-64]: Atlanta, Miami, Cincy, Giants, Chicago, Houston, Jax, Minnesota, Tampa Bay, Indy, Arizona, St. Louis, Denver, New England, SD, Seattle
Chris from KSEX [110-66]: Atlanta, Miami, Pittsburgh, Dallas, Chicago, Baltimore, Jax, Minnesota, Tampa Bay, Indy, Arizona, Washington, Denver, N. England, San Diego, Seattle
Bill Margold [108-68]: Carolina, Miami, Cincy, Giants, Green Bay, Baltimore, Cleveland, Detroit, New Orleans, Indy, SF, St. Louis, Denver, New England, San Diego, Seattle
Shannon from Adult DVD Empire [106-70]: Carolina, Buffalo, Pittsburgh, Dallas, Chicago, Baltimore, Jax, Minnesota, Tampa Bay, Indy, Arizona, Washington, Denver, New England, San Diego, Seattle
Plus One [106-70]: Atlanta, Buffalo, Pittsburgh, Dallas, Green Bay, Baltimore, Jax, Detroit, Tampa Bay, Indy, SF, St. Louis, Denver, N. England, Oakland, Seattle
Steve Lane [103-73]: Atlanta, Miami, Cincy, Dallas, Chicago, Houston, Cleveland, Minnesota, Tampa Bay, Indy, Arizona, Washington, Kansas City, New England, San Diego, Seattle
Wankus [101-75]: Carolina, Miami, Cincy, Dallas, Green Bay, Houston, Jax, Detroit, Tampa Bay, Tenn, SF, Washington, Kansas City, Jets, Oakland, Seattle
Steve Volponi [100-76]: Atlanta, Miami, Pittsburgh, Dallas, Chicago, Baltimore, Jax, Detroit, Tampa Bay, Indy, Arizona, St. Louis, Denver, New England, San Diego, Philly
Serenity [100-76]: Carolina, Buffalo, Pittsburgh, Dallas, Chicago, Houston, Jax, Minnesota, New Orleans, Tennessee, SF, St. Louis, Denver, Jets, San Diego, Philly
Billy The Crystal [95-81] Oakland, Miami, Cincinnati, Dallas, Chicago, Baltimore, Jax, Minnesota, Tampa Bay, Indy, Arizona, Washington, Denver, New England, San Diego, Seattle