Porn Valley- Calling it the day the vagina died, Howard Stern announced Taylor Rain’s retirement on his show this morning.

“She can’t retire,” said Stern. Robin Quivers says she only remembered Taylor via the oooooooooh, yaaaaaah soundtrack that has been played many times on the show. Stern began reading a press release issued yesterday by Defiance’s Keith O’Connor stating that the decision was tough for Rain. Rain’s, who’s last official porn scene is in the movie, Assylum, said it was something she wanted to do. It was also noted that Rain is dating O’Connor and that Rain wants to crossover and direct videos for Defiance Films.

“Can she direct?” Stern wondered.

“How hard could it be,” said Gary Dell’Abate. Quivers assumed that because Rain was dating “the guy who owns the company” she could. Stern also reported that Rain wanted to start a family and that everyone pretty much knew she and O’Connor are a couple.

“We want to have kids- somethings are just more important than being a porn star,” Stern read from the press release.

Dell’Abate was of the opinion that Rain, who’s nominated for Female Performer of the Year, will be back. He gave it sometime in January.