Porn Valley- You would never have found this episode on Bridget and Bernie, but Bridgette Kerkove apparently called the IRS hounds on Skeeter a few months ago. Skeeter called me Thursday night to give me details of what is the latest round in the battling Kerkoves saga.

“Patricia Lynn Kerkove has called the IRS on me,” says Skeeter. “And guess who she also told on? Kenny Guarino her own boss for covering up my money. That’s how far out she went.”

According to Skeeter, the incident happened maybe within the last three months and the IRS came in when Gustavo was still in charge. “The IRS demanded all my financial records,” Skeeter says. “The sexy Latin sensation handed over the records. He handed over records to state that I made $250,000 at Metro for 2004- total checks paid, gross pay outs.”

“I can’t believe that Bridgette would do this to Kenny,” Skeeter continues. “She is sacrificing everything that she has to try to bury me. Bridgette stated that Gustavo, Kenny, and other employees were [allegedly] hiding money that I made. Bridgette feels that Kenny cannot hurt her because she knows- in her mind- that they covered up what I earned. She believes that for real, that she’s got the goods on Kenny, that he can do nothing to her.”

From what Skeeter’s hearing, a Metro employee supposedly told Metro director Kerkove the company might have trimmed as much as $100,000. This is hearsay, of course. But Skeeter says Metro director Kerkove tricked the employee into revealing details by getting all gooey-voiced: ” ‘ How much did my baby earn? I’m so proud of him.’ That’s how it went down,” Skeeter claims.

“Bridgette is saying I’m going to go down any way but Kenny [allegedly] hid money that I earned.” Skeeter seems to think that Metro director Kerkove is frustrated because nothing she throws at him seems to be sticking.

“For sure, she reported to IRS about me and they failed to investigate based on the information that she gave,” Skeeter goes on to say. “Bridgette’s not having luck on anything- she can’t get child support, she can’t get alimony; she can’t get property. She can’t get nothing, so she wants to take away from me what I have. She said that Kenny Guarino, not his company- she says his name- helped cover up how much money I earned in 2004.

“And just so you know, she’s on hold right now from shooting movies. She’s not earning money at Metro and she’s now saying it was Skeeter’s fault- he made me do it.”

Skeeter is referring to incidents where Metro director Kerkove took scenes from other movies to pad her own productions, then charge companies as if she shot those scenes specifically for them. No Boundaries has just released a movie that contains a scene that was shot for Metro.

“Bridgette is trying to blame that whole thing on me when I wasn’t even around,” Skeeter muses. “She turned in those tapes to No Boundaries. I didn’t. But the crazy bitch wants to blame this on me. The only person that had access to that shit was either Gustavo or Richard [a Metro employee].”

According to Skeeter, records also show that Metro director Kerkove hasn’t booked through L.A. Direct- her main source of talent- since October 11, 2005. “And she used to book through them two and three times a month.”

[Gustavo has since left Metro and moved over to Defiance. Gustavo, in fact, confirmed the IRS story when I talked to him Wednesday morning. Gustavo is also claiming that he never had an affair with Metro director Kerkove and “never touched her”. Skeeter begs to differ on that score that as late as April 23rd of this year, Bridgette was whacking off his cock while busy hatching plots with Gustavo to get him out of the picture. Gustavo also dismisses the plot allegations as bull shit. Skeeter wonders what head of production would be making dozens of calls to someone especially on the weekend while they were fucking and sucking their husband. Skeeter also says that he was told point blank by Keith O’Connor that Gustavo confided in him that he was “seeing” Bridgette: “I am seeing Bridgette. I’m no longer together with my girlfriend.”]

Skeeter contends that Gustavo was used as a pawn in a grim game and that he should come clean with the real facts. Skeeter is now offering Gustavo $100,000 in an escrow account to spill his guts about what actually happened in an alleged attempt to take him down.

“Gustavo stands to make $100,000 for three hours,” says Skeeter. “But whatever he says has to pass a polygraph test that I am allowed to read and review and give to the public. Nobody will want that because that will force law enforcement to go into another direction. I don’t want to hear an excuse from anybody why they turned down a $100,000. Nobody turns that down to tell the truth.”