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Dumb Award List

The following awards were first printed on www.lukeford.com. The parenthetical comments were added by “gypsy” on XPT

1) Fat Cheeseburger Award – Ashley Blue

2) Biggest Hooker Award – Vanessa Lain

3) Limpest Dick Award – Rick Shameless

4) Biggest Pimp Award – Ben English

5) The “I’m Not Gay, Really I’m Not” Award – tie between Jay Ashley and Joey Ray

6) Stupidest Couple Award – Pat Myne, Alektra Blue

7) The Best PA Award – Nathan Hall

8) Worst Movie of the Year Award – ANYTHING BY METRO INTERACTIVE (look who’s talking, this coming from Definance)

9) The Biggest Drug Dealer Award – NOT TELLING!!!!!!!!

10) Biggest Pothead Award – Taylor Mother Fucking Rain (muthafukin retard)

11) Best Dog Award – tie between Bandit, Rhiannon and Fayner (bullshit it’s Kaiser & Harley Davidson)

12) Biggest Dirtbag – Tyler Wood (nope it’s Scott Fayner)

13) Most In Need Of A Shower Award – Fayner (correct)

14) Most In Need Of A Breathmint Award – tie between Anthony Hardwood & Lee Stone

15) Sexiest Bitch Award – Jenna Jameson (I dont think so)

16) Best Newcummer Award – Tiffany Taylor (gotta disagree here)

17) The “I Need To Retire NOW” Award – Chasey Lain (more than just her, what about Janine, Genesis, etc..)

18) Most BI-POLAR Award – Kayla Marie (Kara Bare, Genesis a/k/a Kaydence Price Flakes)

19) The “I’ll DO Anything for $5” Award – Tiffany Holiday (true, but there are others also)

20) My Boobjob Sucks Award – Naudia Hilton (I dont know her)

21) The White Trash Award- Brandi Lyons (I can think of many)

22) Best Ass Award – Katja Kassin

23) Worst Ass Award – Cindy Crawford (crackhead??)

24) The “I Can’t Leave The House Without Makeup” Award – Rita Faltoyano (I think she is pretty)

25) Nicest Person Award – Nadia Styles

26) Biggest Overbite Award – Shy Love (ugly troll)

27) Best Couple Award – Jesse Jane & Rich Jane(um NO)

28) Biggest Overall Skank Award – tie between Tiffany Holiday & Vanessa Lain (keep going w/this list)

29) “Steroids? Me?” Steroids Award – tie between Jay Ashley and Tommy Gunn (what about John West and Grant Michaels)

30) Best Lesbian Scene Award – Tory Lane & Vanessa Lane from Dirty Dykes

31) Best Anal Performer Award – Lauren Phoenix (I agree w/this but I also agree w/Gia Jordan’s ass performances)

32) Most Elegant Girl In Porn Award – Hannah Harper(Is this true?)

33) Biggest DipShit Award – Moral Leader/Luke Ford (this list would be toooo long)

34) Biggest Porno Primadonna – Kurt Lockwood (alot of others)

35) Most Dramatic Couple Award – Bridgette Kerkove & Skeeter Kerkove (I thought they broke up??)

36) Biggest Cock For A White Boy Award – Winston Burbank

37) Most Crooked Dick Award – Scott Fayner (most yucky dick award)

38) I Need An Injection To Get Hard Award – tie between Ben English and Joel Lawrence

39) Best Adult Industry Gossip Site Award – AVN.com (TOTAL BULLSHIT)

40) Best Porno Company Award – Defiance Films / Torrid Entertainment (no, I’m not bias) (BULLSHIT HE IS, DEFINANCE SUCKS AND NOT IN A GOOD WAY)41) Best Director in Porn Award – tie between Taylor Rain & Vincent Voss (AGAIN TOTAL TOTAL TOTAL TOTAL BULLSHIT)

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