Here’s an interview I did with Kelly Wells back in April www.adultfyi.com/read.aspx?ID=8984

Mark Sandman posts on ADT about Wells seeing Skeeter Kerkove: “If so, this is probably both one of the signs of the Apocalypse and the best news porn fans could have. Here we have the most dedicated, extreme actress of the new generation AND the man who guided Bridgitte Kerkove’s career to new heights – or depths – as it may be!

And better still, Kelly doesn’t seem to have the – shall we say – loose hold on reality that Bridgitte does.

You just know that where Bridgitte took baseball bats up the ass, Kelly will outdo her easily under Skeeter – the question is only whether it’ll be a traffic cone, cricket bat, telephone pole or a Mazda Miata.

The mind boggles. Poor sweet Kelly may become the first girl to do a triple anal. And then after that, a triple anal and a triple pussy. And then after that, adult diapers. But it’ll be for a worthy cause, and bless Kelly for taking one for the team – or taking on the team, as it may be. She is one perverted little girl and we all love her for it.

So Skeeter…you now have the most twisted little porn queen in history in your able hands. What next? You have to do something really perverse to make the most of the moment. Thousand guy cream pies? Million man bukkake? The ultimate version of Pissmops, where you stand the poor girl in the middle of a residential swimming pool, line up 10,000 porn fans and 1,000 beer kegs, and let nature take its course? Or perhaps just having her penetrated so savagely in a DP that there ceases to be an ass and a pussy and simply is one stretched and satisfied orifice.

Or maybe just some really, really nasty, hot sex. That’d be good, too. Skeeter, you have the skills, you have the starlet…Kelly must not pass from your hands without going down – a skill all porn queens excel at – in history as the nastiest actress ever to be speared, smeared, spattered, splattered, shattered and splattered on screen.

It’s a new era for pornos, ladies. And soon we will all be saying “Bridgitte Who?”

P.S.:I just wonder how far things can go, and I suspect with someone as seemingly up for anything as Kelly “Fuckin” Wells is with someone who’s been accused of as much as Skeeter has (and who, with Bridgitte, did such extreme stuff that established her career) it could go pretty fucking far.

That’s not necessarily a good thing.

It’s like Bridgitte was Evel Knievel jumping 17 buses and now along comes Kelly and places herself in the hands of someone who goes, Nah, jump 60 buses.

Why do I fear that for 2007 we’ll see “New, from Skeetervision: Kelly Wells’ “Knocked Up, Beat Up, and Fistfucked?” or something similar?

I may be wrong. The collaboration might be hot, but one has the sense this can’t end well. It’s like dropping your sister off at Max Hardcore’s from Catholic school…

Poor Kelly. The Miata is revving up, and in 10 years she may be a plastic surgery disaster with labia the size of mudflaps, a restraining order against her beau and some serious issues. Of course, she may also be rich.