BURBANK, CA – A mad house once again at Porn Star Karaoke. The event shows no sign of crumbling as more and more big name adult stars take the stage and sing their tits off. The night started a little cock heavy but finished with a decent mix of chicks to dicks.
Jimmy D introduced me to Kendra Jade out front upon their arrival. “Do you know Kendra, Wankus?” I said, “Yea…I know Kendra Jade.” He then asked, “did she ever flake on your show?” I replied, “Yup!” Kendra swore up and down that she didn’t even know she was scheduled for it an vows to make a KSEX appearance this week to make up for the fiasco. Her and I jabbed at each other all night, including a goodbye song I serenaded her with that mocked her as a whore who fucked Jerry Springer. She had an awesome sense of humor and was nowhere near the bitch I thought she would be.
Gauge also got along well with Kendra to the shock of many. If you followed the gossip sites years back, it was rumored that Kendra and Gauge couldn’t stand each other. Neither of the two showed it last night with both of them hangin’ together for hours, laughing and having a great time.
Felicia Fox and Lexxxi were in rare form, dancing to nearly every song people sang. Cytherea wore a sexy, fur vest that kept slipping off of her shoulder exposing her hot little ta tas and Aria, not being the shy type, flashed her lovelies upon anyone’s request.
I almost got my ass kicked by Summer Sweet when I put my arms around her to give her a hug. “Who the fuck are you?” she screamed. Thinking she was kidding, I kept fondling her. “Dude…get the fuck off me,” she said. Her husband Ryan jumped in and said, “honey, that’s Wankus.” She was shocked. “Oh my god, you shaved your goatee and grew out your hair…I’m so sorry Wankus.” In fact, that was kind of the tone of the evening, many folks not recognizing me just because I shaved.
Some of the stars and industry folks who showed up this week included, AriaXXX, Becca Bratt, Brad Armstrong, Brooke Hunter, Cytherea, Daisy, Dick Smothers Jr., Don Hollywood, Felicia Fox, Frankie LaRue, Gauge, Gene Ross, Harry Weiss, Jack Spade, Jenny Loveit, Jimmy D, Julie Night, Kendra Jade, Keri Windsor, Konnie and Alex of DVSX.com, Lani Kahlua, Lexxxi, Kylie Ireland, Mickey G, Pamela Peaks, Pason, Plus One, Rebecca Bordeux, Ryan and Summer Sweet, Sean Michaels, Steve Nelson of AINews.com, Steve Seidman, Tim Case, Tod Hunter, Vicky Vogue, Wally Wharton and me.
Enjoy the below pics from last night [Click on the Links]:
Jimmy D “What the fuck are you looking at?”
Becca’s Pussy Inspection
Summer Sweet
Drug Deal Gone Bad
Keri Windsor Sings
Dick Smothers Jr. Makes Daddy Proud
A little girl girl action
Dance Party
The Babe Everyone Wishes They Went Home With