SAN FERNANDO VALLEY, CA – Violet Blue has been no stranger to controversy with her new show on KSEX, Recipes’ for Sex. As a matter of fact, Blue seems to thrive on pushing a few buttons and taking things to the limit.
On this past Tuesday night’s show, Blue’s “recipe” included a cast of psychos who upon her request, agreed to have sex with cooked Turkeys in honor of the recent Thanksgiving holiday. There was no rhyme or reason for the choice of entertainment, no odd fetish to inform the listening audience of, just a good old fashion turkey basting, courtesy of a few “cocks” and some twisted fun.
Claiming to have struggled to find volunteers, Blue enlisted Julie Night as an emergency back up to tare the birds up with a strap on. Yet, in the nick of time, KSEX PJs Tim Case and Chef Jeff, along with Blue’s boyfriend, Johnny Rock, came to the rescue, pledging that they would give a little turkey banging a shot.
Felicia Fox, Lexi Lamour and Knight dropped to their knees just before the fuck-feast was served and began getting a rise out of the men. Chef Jeff was the first to get wood and place the freshly cooked bird on his member. The room groaned in disbelief and disgust as Jeff began fucking away at this thing. “Isn’t this like Beastifelia?” someone asked.
Rock was the next one inside a different bird while Tim Case still struggled getting wood, even though Lamour and Fox were tag teaming him orally.
Chef Jeff’s member started to fall as the bird was also falling apart from being raped by a human. Julie Knight stripped down, mounted her strap on in place and finished the bird off for Jeff, actually slicing it in half from the pounding. “Ooooooh. This is so nice,” said Knight, “I’m really enjoying this.”
During Knights ride, Jeff tried to get back in the turkey from another hole so he could “DP” it. “Ouch…it’s still hot inside,” Jeff whined as he sat down once again, giving up.
Blue wanted a pop shot though and wouldn’t stop until someone busted a turkey nut. Case stood off to one side as Lamour worked feverishly on his limp penis, trying unsuccessfully to coax it into life. “The only thing that kept running through my head was ‘Oh my god — that stuffing smells delicious,” Case claimed.
Finally, with what seemed like enthusiastic joy, Rock came to the rescue and popped all over the turkey. The room gasped again when Knight, licked the spunk off the bird and smiled.
This isn’t the first time porn folks did something as ridiculous. Bill Margold claims to be angry that his turkey fucking scene in an ancient porn film was cut from the final master.
Case closed, “Why is it the only time I can get a blowjob from a porn chick, I’m live on KSEX and staring at food products?”