Moe Greene writes:
The entire world has gone freaking nuts!
Gauge and Kendra Jade are hugging at PSK [Porn Star Karaoke]
Bill “Teddy Bear” Margold flips the bird to the Free Speech Coalition
Violet Blue gets people to fuck cooked turkeys on her KSEX show
Tera Patrick signs with Vivid Video (she’s qualified now that she has that boob job)
JKP girls haven’t had any bad press in months for flaking
…and now ROB BLACK, TOM BYRON and AVN are breaking bread together?
Start cashing in your chips — the Apocalypse is at hand.
What’s next? Porno Steve resigning the Sweets?
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Steve Lane [LVNI.com] taunts:
So here it is once again. Pats-Dolphins with snow forecast. Seems like only yesterday the Pats sent the fish reeling with that overtime long toss in Sunny Florida. So with a possible Nor’ easter forecast for this weekend Wankus, I sent you a little memory. Cue Barbara Streisand and click here.
Mondays Boston Globe:
Pats clinch AFC East while Fish struggle for Wild Card.
Wankus responds:
Okay Stevie…I see we have begun a trash talking session. I had no idea you were such a fan of the overrated Pats.
I’ll bet you dinner and drinks, payable at the show in Vegas, that the Phins trounce the Patriots on Sunday. No points, win or lose, your boys are going down!
If you’re a believer in history setting the path for the future, as am I, if you compare our two teams, I think you’ll see that even with a strong record, the Pats are nowhere near the “winners” that the Dolphins are.
For instance, in Overall Record:
New England: 246-276-0 Miami: 344-197-2
AFC East DIVISION Championships:
New England: 5 Miami: 12
AFC Championships:
New England: 3 Miami: 5
Superbowl Visits/Wins:
New England: 3 / 1 Miami: 4/2
…not to mention Miami accomplished all these great things having entered the league 7 years after the Pats. If you want to bet against “The Winningest Team in Sports (based on percentage of wins vs. games played),” then I suggest you be really sure that some convict field maintenance guy is going to help you with the game, as shown in the clip you submitted. Because head to head, history has proven, it’s tough to beat the Dolphins!