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Review: Black Angel Falls

EvolutionErotica. D. Charley Crow. Ashley Blue, Arianna Jollee, Jasmine Lynn, Alicia Rhodes, Miss Arroyo, Mickey G., Benjamin Brat, Valentino, Ted Hunter, Claudio.

Humming with baffling enigma like a David Lynch movie and similarly titled, you get irretrievably sucked into the Charley Crow vortex wondering just what the hell Black Angel Falls is all about.

But, guess what? There’s a ‘to be continued.’ So, until such time, the back story behind Mickey G’s face-tangled-in-pain Kirk Douglas grimaces, those creepy de facto ministers of fear surveillance guys, the recipe to the sex drug Ferallel, and Mickey’s conversation with Ted Hunter about the mysterious Vic [a solid dramatic exchange- as good as you’re going to find in an adult film] will have to be resolved for another occasion.

Director Crow delivers the feel of a professionally accelerating nightmare to the proceedings that have Mickey [a government agent perhaps] holed up in what we presume is a halfway house populated by brainwashed female sex zombies who become these steely killing machines on whim. Consequently you wind up getting a little bit of The Prisoner and lots of Night of the Living Dead and Last Man on Earth, headlined by the show’s best anal scene featuring Mickey and Arianna Jollee, one which defines psychopathic proctology at its best. Ashley Blue and Valentino also deliver the ass dance with unspairing positions that would decimate a normal sphincter. Later, Ashley accepts the demands of Hunter’s cock in her ass and takes the ATM like a fat lady gazing at a happy meal.

The opening sequence in which Mickey’s left forearm is practically torn to shreds features Miss Arroyo and the equally delicious Alicia Rhodes. While she gets her share of cock, Arroyo’s assignment in the scene seems to be one of primarily licking Rhodes’ vaginal and ass juices off Mickey’s cock after they’ve been there for some grinding exits and entries. Another threesome brings together Brat, Hunter and Jasmine Lynn which essays not only double vaginal but a spine cracking repertoire of double penetrations.

And, for the fans of cocksmoking as a gallery exhibit, the penis-to-mouth exchange featuring Bratt and Arianna is dressed with some outrageously delivered pile driving in the esophagus.

Be sure to check out the bonus DVD which delivers some revealing behind-the-scenes schtick that includes Blue voicing some real regrets over her recent selection of an arm tattoo.

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