Evan Seinfeld is quoted in the latest issue of Stuff Magazine: “Because I tour with my band, Biohazard, and make movies with my XXX porn megastar hottie wife, Tera Patrick, people have the misconception that every day of my life is a swinger’s party. It’s not that my wife doesn’t allow me certain indulgences, such as threesomes on set and an occasional gratuitous blow job on a night out, but my marriage is pretty normal. On a day-to-day basis, I have to deal with the same bullshit that the average married American man does.

Out and About: Tera has been living in her body since birth, so she is accustomed to cars crashing into each other when she walks down the street and getting everything for free. But that doesn’t mean she’s not territorial and possessive about what is hers.

Say we’re at a porn convention where a thousand guys are standing in line for hours with her porn videos in hand, waiting to meet their fantasy woman. I know that these guys jack off to my wife. But I also know that my wife loves me very much, and I’m very secure in our relationship. But if a random porn chick comes over and gets a little too touchy-feely with me, Tera will take issue with her, even with hordes of horny Tera fans standing behind her.

Fending off Stalkers: Like any married couple, we do a lot of normal things, like go to the supermarket. What makes our lives extraordinary is when we get pulled over by the cops for doing 95 in a 40; Tera just bats her eyelashes and we’re on our way. Checking in at the airport, upgrades to first class are given out like Kleenex. There are a few perks.e are a few perks.