Hanging outside of Sardos Tuesday night like a cigarette smoking shamus in a dime store paperback novel, Harry Weiss mentioned that he was going to be having Mason on as a guest of Dee and The Fatmen next Thursday. Weiss said that Mason is opting for a totally different costume from the Middle Eastern one that normally covers her face. My sources tell me that Mason’s going for the beekeeper look. Be that as it may, Weiss was saying that a guest for this week, however, was up for grabs.

But this morning, Porno Steve Seidman, Weiss’ partner in crime, says look out because things are going to get real cozy on the show tomorrow night. Seidman, who was instrumental in the Sunset Thomas leaving The Bunny Ranch story getting circulation, says she’s been the recipient of some interesting, if not intimidating phone calls, and Seidman is planning to go on air Thursday night with a very colorful story. The Thomas story was the talk of Sardos, and all kinds of stuff was flying, not the least of which include some Punch & Judy, if not Judge Judy anecdotes. Will the story include the elaborately planned exodus that took Sunset out of Carson City? Seidman, originally, was willing to attribute Thomas’ departure to one of philosophical differences but apparently the mincing of words is over. Or so he says.

It was his opinion, of course, but Mickey G. didn’t seem to think that Seidman’s handling of The Sweets situation was appropriate. Whether they had been banned from Sardos or not was a moot issue because The Sweets did show up last night and appeared to be consorting with the same dubious folk they were famed for consorting with, the week before. Ryan Sweet had actually called Wankus who was in Colorado attending the Ginger Lynn fete, to verify if the sanctions were being upheld. But Wankus, who was under the weather, had not been able to touch base with him.

Bad singers were in abundance Tuesday night, so much so, that it appeared as though the evening were a musical tribute to abscess.

There was a concerted buzz regarding a long-stemmed newcomer named Penelope. Asked who she was, the Dago Bomber shrugged and said she was the newest member of his stable. Gee, whatever that meant.

Devon Michaels was virtually unrecognized. A lot of people were asking who she was.

Sadam was also at Sardos, and from what I’m hearing, Juli Ashton was spilling her guts in Colorado claiming that half of the things being said about the alleged stalking photographer simply aren’t true, that Sadam is really a nice guy that simply brings her flowers.

Don Hollywood and Brooke Hunter are now the proud parents of a beautiful 4-week old St. Bernard puppy named Sofie. Sofie’s pedigree can be traced to the canines who appeared in the various Beethoven movies. Equally funny was Brooke’s attempts to get a picture of a magician Siegfried lookalike. Even funnier was her attempts to forward it via her new camera-phone.

Frankie LaRue, with lasso in tow, appeared to walk in with a Jeremy Steele lookalike. Frankie was talking about Steele’s new girlfriend Violet Blue being as cute as a button with clothes on and as cute as a button with pinholes in her arms without clothes.

For the second time, Stormy, whose feud with Wankus even landed on The Sports Swami show, made an appearance at Sardos with Wankus out of the building. Is Stormy’s spies alerting her as to Wankus’ schedule?