Porn Valley- I like Vixen’s story about being on a Digital Playground set recently and how the female director was plastered and played with Vixen’s clit while Vixen was fucking a guy. Vixen doesn’t know who the director was but said the director also grabbed the guy’s dick during the course of action.

Vixen, a woman with a gorgeous face and great legs, describes herself as a crazy bitch who probably would have had a heart attack by the age of 25 had it not been for porn. I met the statuesque Vixen who’s repped by LA Direct Models, this week on a Cousin Stevie Pussy Party shoot.

Vixen explains she got into porn to get laid, but because of the demands of her former job, she went two solid years without any action. According to Vixen, she has anal orgasms all the time and loves it in the ass. Vixen, who sold cell phones, says her wildest experience was fucking one of her fellow employees in a bathroom.

“It was some guy named Albert,” she recalls. “He was one of the higher-ups.” Vixen was ten when she began masturbating. She was taking a bath and took notice of the fact that one of her pussy lips was bigger than the other. Intrigued by that fact, she began a sexual self-examination that continues to this day. The first time she had sex was at the age of 15. She had already been dating the guy for two years.

“I thought it was something I was supposed to do,” she says. “And Sunday, September 17 seemed like a decent day to do it.” But sex was never a fun-thing with that guy, she says, but it definitely was with the next.

During the course of the Cousin Stevie shoot, Vixen’s saying that she finds it comical that everyone in the porn business is married. Not that she excludes herself.

“I married a gay guy- I didn’t know he was gay,” she admits. Vixen explains that her former job was so crazy that she was in the office at 11:45 AM on her wedding day. Asked why she even bothered to get married, Vixen figured she had her career and wondered what she could do next to advance her life. From the sounds of it, she didn’t.

“He wasn’t a US citizen and we never had sex,” she explains. “I tried and he made me cry on my wedding day. I didn’t feel wanted.” Vixen anticipates the next question and says she got conned, suckered, thinking that he had some guy with morals and scruples.

“It took me a month to leave him,” she says in hindsight.

I suggest to Vixen that because she’s with LA Direct, it won’t be long before she has hair extensions. And Vixen explains that she had much longer hair but had “an accident” at the hair dressers when they took off far more than she asked them to.

“I was in shock,” she said. “And it’s rare that someone can make me speechless.” Vixen describes her hair as being red, though it appears to have copper highlights.

“On the camera it looks redder,” she says. I tell Vixen to give me some drama, and she proceeds to lay out this intricate story involving her, Toby Pacific and a bag lady at a McDonald’s. Now, you have to realize at the outset that Vixen’s very convincing with this story stating that Pacific had rented a car while she was in town. So the both of them, after they’re done with a shoot, go to the McDonald’s across the street from the LA Direct office.

Noting that she still had lube on her hands, Vixen supposedly excuses herself to go to the ladies room to wash up. Pacific joins her. When they get back to their table, Vixen claims a little old lady is eating their food.

“Like tons of shopping bags and just sitting there, eating our food,” she says. Vixen claims she walked up to the little old lady to explain she was eating their food.

“She looks at me real snide, picks up a French fry and takes a sip of my orange drink,” Vixen continues. “She says do you have a receipt for it?” Vixen didn’t have the receipt and claims the little old lady then told her, “Well, I guess you can’t prove it,” and continues eating their food.

Vixen says if this wasn’t a little old lady she was about to hit her. Then she goes up to the “punk kid” that she ordered her food from and explains the situation. She’s told, “Well, I can’t just give you free food.” Vixen says she then asked for the manager and explained the situation to him. She’s told the old lady’s name is Eleanor and that she does this all the time.

“Oh great- so you can give me new food,” Vixen is saying. She’s told no and claims Toby Pacific tells her to pull up the car and that she’ll be out in 30 seconds.

“I don’t know what she’s going to do- I’m thinking she’s going to kill the old woman or something,” says Venus. Then, according to Venus, she pulls up in the car and Pacific has the old lady’s shopping bags in hand and throws them into the car. Venus says guess what’s in the bags?

“A bunch of bullshit like I’m telling you now,” she laughs. Whereupon I give Venus an A-plus in porn star lying wondering how much of the rest of her story is bullshit. Vixen then explains how she got the ugly bruises on her body – by taking a spill on the pavement when she tripped in a pothole.

“How did you get hooked up with LA Direct?” she’s asked. “A month ago you didn’t know shit about the porn business. All of a sudden you’re with the biggest agency going.”

Vixen says she’s been in the business for two months but doesn’t count the first month.

“I only did four shoots the entire month,” she says. “And I didn’t get paid for half of them. I was with a horrible, horrible agent.” According to Vixen, she was repped by Kerv’s girlfriend, and Kerv’s the guy who brokers property for porn shoots.

“His girlfriend decided she wanted to be an agent,” Vixen continues. “She’s like I’m not going to take you to Vivid because you’re fat. I’m not going to take you here because you’re fat- blah-blah-blah. I didn’t get paid for an Anarchy blowjob shoot that I did. So I left after a month with less money than I came out with. It was bad.” Vixen hastens to point out that Kerv didn’t have anything to do with this situation.

“Then she would tell him I took her on ten go-sees,” says Vixen. “She was flat out lying to him. It was a horrible, horrible experience.” At this point Vixen says she was going to go back home, take a job and resume her old lifestyle. Then Daniel from New Sensations told her that before she writes all of this off as a bad experience, to call Derek and give it another two weeks.

“The only reason that I’m here- ultimately- is because of him,” states Vixen. “I have to give him credit.” Asked if she was intimidated by Derek which some girls are, Vixen says Derek told her, “I would definitely like to work with you but, Vixen, I’m going to need you to get a tan immediately. Daniel, would you take her down to City Tan- now!.”

Vixen is saying this in a British accent to embellish her story. Then, according to Vixen, Daniel pipes in and says they were going to get something to eat.

“Derek says, you can eat AFTER you take her to City Tan,” says Vixen. “I was tanner than this if you can believe it.” Frankly, Vixen isn’t very tan and says as white as she is, this represents a month of progress towards that tan.

“I can’t burn because no one wants to see a lobster,” she reasons.

Vixen’s first scene on camera was with LT.

“It was really good,” she says. “I was really nervous, but excited. And it worked out really well. He was a fantastic guy- everyone on set was really wonderful and it made me feel really comfortable.”

Asked what she was like growing up, Vixen, who was a tomboy, says she taught bible studies at her school until she was in ninth grade.

“I would rather run around with the boys then dress up in cute little dresses,” she recalls.

“I was very sweet, very innocent and very, very quiet,” she continues. “I would not speak unless I was spoken to. No one ever told me that children should be seen and not heard. It was more that my dad, as a pastor, was always expected to be in the limelight. And so I was very cautious and very reserved because I didn’t want to say anything that I wasn’t supposed to. So I figured it was better not to speak than to risk saying something that would not be appropriate or anything like that. And I was kind of an ugly kid so I got teased a lot.”

The pastor-thing suggests that Vixen’s parents don’t know that she’s in the porn business.

“My adopted dad does,” she says. “And I’ll be, like, I just took it in the butt for three hours just to get him to say I’m not having this conversation with you.” According to Vixen, her goal is to have him say that at least three times during the course of a conversation.

“But my parents still think I do my old job- cellphones,” she points out. “And they know I’m planning to leave that come August to go back to school. It’s hard because they don’t even know that I’m out in LA, and I talk to my real dad almost every day. So it’s kind of like I’m living a double-life a little bit. It makes me feel guilty sometimes but then I have to remember that the reason that I’m lying to them is because it would break their heart and I don’t want to do that unless it comes to that. So let ’em live just as free as possible.”

Although she’s going back to school for corporate law, Vixen plans on returning to LA for semester breaks and vacations.

Vixen says she loves the business and does everything except double anal and double vag.

“I’m going to start doing double anal as soon as they let me,” she adds, explaining her reasons. “I figure if other girls can do it, why can’t I?” Vixen’s telling another story about being on a set with Shane Diesel.

“And I volunteered to put it in my butt,” she announces. “I wanted to know if it would fit. I wanted to know.”

The first time she attempted anal, Vixen was 17 at the time and her boyfriend was 32.

“His five year-old son was upstairs sleeping,” she relates. “We were doing it doggy-style on the couch. He took it out and rammed it in my ass with no lube and no warning. That was probably one of the most painful things that has ever happened to me in my life. I couldn’t scream- his son would run down wondering who was dying.” But the experience didn’t swear her off of anal.

“I realized that whether I wanted to or not, it was going to happen so I better get used to it.”

And the next time was with lube and with love, she giggles.