Porn Valley- Wicked contract girl Carmen Hart was a guest of Stormy Daniels’ on Stormy’s recent KSEX Wednesday afternoon show. Hart and Daniels began reminiscing about some ass clapping contest.

“I remember I was $800 richer and a man twice my size went to sleep in his own vomit,” laughed Hart. Mike Moz, who co-hosts the show with Daniels said Hart might have to supply more details on that comment.

“Stormy heard some short story about how I drank some guy under the table,” Hart continued. “I got hammered but had a good time. I do remember the contest.” Hart said the contest was for Entertainer of the Year and Daniels was up for it. Moz said he wanted to hear about Hart’s contest.

“Miss Nude or when I was drinking some guy under the table?” Hart asked him. Daniels said she’s seen Hart do that every day when there was no contest involved.

“I’m talking about the one where you woke up in your tiara- that’s the one I’m referring,” laughed Daniels. Hart explained that she went to compete against 12 other females for Miss 2006.

“I won,” she said. “I was so excited that I really, really got freakin’ hammered that night and I almost missed my flight because if the owner of the club didn’t have the key to my hotel room, I would never have made it. He opened the door and he found me still in my clothes passed out on the bed with my crown still on my head!” Daniels asked if she wore her crown on the plane.

“I wore it to the airport,” Hart answered, who believes she has more title wins coming. Hart was talking about some of the other crazy shit she’s done on stage and Daniels suggested she might consider not drinking so much. Daniels remembered going to a party with Hart and drank four straight vodkas.

“And she was still fine,” said Daniels. Mox asked Hart if she was a Native America. Hart said 100%.

“I will probably admit that I’m an alcoholic,” Hart continued. “But I will say one thing- I’m always on time; I always get the job done and I’m never drunk at work. But if I get fucked up any other time of the day, so be it.” Daniels said she had the pleasure of directing Hart’s first feature for record.

“She did two sex scenes in the movie,” said Daniels. “And she hit both of the guys.” asked why she did that, Hart said she’s a very violent person and when she signed with Wicked she had to tone it down three notches. Hart thought Daniels was referring to a g-g-g-b scene with Manuel Ferrara.

“He was in the process of parking his Buick in her garage,” Daniels added.

“And as he was doing so he was getting punished for not lifting the door properly because he couldn’t get it in,” Hart chimed in. “So I started smacking him in the face. It was good stuff.” Daniels said in another scene, Hart hit a guy calling him “pathetic.”

“He was,” Hart agreed. When Moz suggested it might have been penis size the cause of this, Hart said it was more than that.

“He couldn’t act; and for two, he had the same expression on his face and, for three, when you’re doing doggie, I shouldn’t be the one backing up on your cock because you can’t fuck me,” said Hart. “He wasn’t going fast enough and he wasn’t banging the shit out like he needs to be. And it was Stormy’s movie- she deserves better than that.”

Daniels said that would be the movie Gossip and also imagined getting calls from people for the next movie she’s booking telling her they won’t work with Hart.

“I’m very easy to work with,” Hart protested. “I wish they would let me be more crazier than I am but it’s all good in the neighborhood.” Hart’s also worked for David Stanley and Moz asked how he was to work for.

“He’s a great director,” replied Hart. “He’s very easy to work with. He does have, and he’ll admit this, he does have a lot of weird things in his movies. But they all mesh and it makes for a good film and it’s very good. Overall, it was great working for him and I’ve worked with him twice already and I thought it was amazing.” Moz said Stanley had a lot of fans out there who like weird shit.

“We cut a lot of the weird stuff out that he filmed for Rendezvous,” Hart added. “Weird like I’m supposed to be watching a porno on a TV screen and I’m sitting here going, wow, isn’t porn great! And then when you look at the TV screen, there’s rats fucking or something. It’s meant to be funny.” Hart said Stanley thought of putting something like that in but it didn’t fly with Wicked.

“I thought I was the weird one,” said Daniels. Hart talked about another scene where she and Randy Spears are on a bed drinking champagne.

“It kind of gets out of hand and I’m wasted at this point- I’m acting,” she says. “I poke him and then he pokes me. It turns into a little fight. It’s supposed to end with me smacking him off the bed. I was, like, wouldn’t it be great if he punched me in the face? I fell off the bed. I was like that would be some funny shit. So before we did that I really had to pee or else I was going to piss on myself, because this was going to be funny. He’s like we don’t have any time for that. I’m, okay, I’m warning you. So we do the whole scene and Randy goes to punch me- not only did I fall off the bed, I fell off, hit the night stand, hit the wall then hit the floor. By the time I hit the floor I was laughing so hard I had my hand between my legs and I was like somebody get me a friggin towel. And literally I had pissed on myself. I said can we get a P.A, over here to clean up the floor. And we’re going to have to take a ten minute break so I can dry off my dress. It was good stuff.”

Moz briefly recapped Hart’s career: She’s been with Wicked about seven months and besides winning Miss Nude 2006, she urinated on a floor and punched out two male talent.

“Some people don’t do that in a career,” he laughed. Hart said she was also working with a passion to be AVN best New Starlet. Hart said if it was up to her, she’d have partners choke her and spit in her face. Hart also says that the industry has turned out to be better than she thought it would be.

“When I was trying to get a Wicked contract and I had done one gonzo scene with New Sensations, I absolutely hated it,” she said. “I was this close to saying there’s no frickin’ way I can do porn for the rest of my life- until I signed with Wicked. And it was more than I ever thought it was going to be. They are 100% great as far as the movies- they make sure you’re okay on the set; the directors are great; other than that I get to say who I will or will not work with.”

Moz was of the opinion that’s the way it should be. Hart has a website, www.carmenhart.com and said she’ll be doing nine movies for Wicked this year.

“I’m doing way over what I’m supposed to do,” she said. “I’ve done seven already and I’m only supposed to do nine. I have five more months I’m saying yes to every single thing I can possibly say yes to. I’m doing every movie people call me for even if it’s one scene for someone else’s movie, I’m still going to do that.”

According to Hart, her first Wicked movie, Rendezvous comes out tomorrow.