Porn Valley- In a room that’s a Rubik’s cube of colors, Skeeter Kerkove’s shooting a POV movie for Robert Hill Releasing, www.roberthillreleasing.com. The “bizarre” Mark Wood’s working with Aaliyah Jolie, the leggy blond from LA Direct Models.

Wood’s celebrating a birthday June 6. Everyone seems to be making a big deal of the fact that this year the numerology’s 666, and Wood, going along with the program, is fucking Jolie like Satan. When Wood was truly bizarre, he wore his hair a yellow color. And it must have worked because he certainly grabbed the attention of Francesca Le.

Possessed with solid, shapely legs, Jolie generally struts around in heels- at least you get the impression she does – from an interview she did with Taylor Wane on KSEX a couple of weeks ago. With her own height of at least 5’8″, the heels put Jolie in the backcourt for the NBA playoffs. Wood at 6’3″ makes it a pretty even match. Later he works with the 89 pounds of anal fury, Sierra Sinn in a Mutt & Jeff situation, though this won’t be the first time. Wood and Sinn have paired together before on a Skeeter shoot where Wood tossed Sinn around like a styrofoam cup and accomplished what Skeeter claimed was a first for porn- an upside down reverse heel grab. https://adultfyi.com/read.aspx?ID=15433.

This time it’s a new parlor trick. Skeeter would love to have Sierra taking two butt plugs in her ass simultaneously- a fete similar to jamming two ends of a Quizno’s sandwich in your mouth at the same time. Sinn, with astonishing deftness, accomplishes the task and Wood, despite having worked earlier walks into frame with a penny balanced on his outstretched cock.

“A penny for your thoughts,” Wood smiles and, later, Skeeter performs a little slight of hand to make it look like he’s pulling the penny out of Sinn’s ass.

In his earlier scene with Aaliyah, Wood between one huff and two puffs, comments that this is tough work. Shooting POV-style keeps his mug out of frame, but Wood’s lanky body has to accomplish positions standard porn rarely requires with Skeeter crawling along the floor like a sniper in Guatamala looking for his kill shot. The last time Skeeter did a movie, it was a Cinco de Mayo celebration on the set. This time it’s more like a church service. This POV-thing, and getting the right shot, takes concentrated effort, and Skeeter’s being uncommonly serious today. Which is like George Bush being uncommonly intelligent.

Earlier in the cold, gray morning, Skeeter stands proudly outside the front of his house which, with all the renovations, you’ll swear is starting to look like a castle. I brought this to his attention a week ago, but now Skeeter’s seeing for himself how it’s shaping inadvertently into a bastille with an ancient-looking facing that would suggest it. I ask what’s next turrets and drawbridges. Skeeter’s thinking about this for a minute then points out this huge K that he’s just had carved in stone above his doorway. This is turning into a Kafka novel, you think to yourself. Which makes sense because Naudia Nyce is a walking Kafka novel of sorts. Nyce is working with Chris Charming- a man whose dick takes him for daily walks around the block.

Chris has just bought a house in Northridge so now he’ll have ample room to take his pants off. In a discussion of genealogies, Nyce mentions that her father is first generation Portuguese. Skeeter’s attempting to draw the conclusion that Nyce is an escapee from Portugal but she says that’s not the case.

“My mom’s the most white trash person you ever met,” Nyce laughs, noting that her father’s a truck driver and because of that she got to move up and down the freeway while she was young. Nyce mentions to Skeeter that she was born in Merced, California.

“That is positively white trash,” she says. Given those facts, Skeeter asks Nyce if she’d marry Kevin Ducati. Naudia apparently doesn’t get the inside joke but tells Skeeter she’s not about to marry anybody.”Shut me up if I talk a lot,” she tells him.

Nyce next tells Charming that her throbbing ass yearns for the size of his cock. Charming always beams every time the topic of conversation lands on his penis- which has become an artifact on the coffee table of his life. Nyce tells him his cock is bigger than her forearm, and she compares size while Charming’s got his belt loosened, doing dick tricks. Given the choice of cock size, Nyce says something to the effect that she’d fuck an elephant before an Asian. Nyce claims that she actually touched a small penis a couple of weeks earlier.

“It was horrible!” she exclaimed. Nyce is convinced that she’s got a stand-up comedy routine about porn in her bones.One thing, though, that she’ll never do, says Nyce, is fuck without pay. It’s been a couple of weeks since she’s had a cock anywhere near her ass.

“I’m kind of tight right now,” she announces. “I fuck myself at home, but that’s good enough.”

Though she’s scant on details, Nyce also alludes to the fact that she was doing time in a penal institution up north and did 75 days.

“I deserved it- I needed a reality check. I was transported to northern California from the Twin Towers.”

The story, though not relayed on the set, at least by Nyce, is that she got popped red-handed for drugs at the Vegas airport during the AEE show. According to her, Nyce is now working in the office at LA Direct Models.

“Not only can I fuck- I can answer the phone,” she laughs. Nyce, who’s just gotten through another story about how she enjoys torturing her asshole with hot water, asks Skeeter, if with the smart alecky comments, she was being “too sassy” for him. Skeeter makes some kind of comment about himself being a panhandler.

“I always give money to bums,” laughs Nyce in reply. “Even the black ones.” Nyce realizes what just blurted out of her mouth and turns red. During her scene with Charming, Naudia asks if he wants her to touch her perky little titties.

“I’ll suck your dick like a fucking professional,” she tells him. “Make me suck it the way you want me to suck it.

“I want to torture you, you German motherfucker!” Nyce tells him. “I’m going to cut you, and fuck you while you’re bleeding!” The terms of endearment empower the scene to the heights of a third story building.

“This is so awesome,” says Skeeter who thanks Naudia and Chris profusely for what they’ve given to the scene. Richard Montfort, the black cloud of love, is shooting stills and asks Nyce to give him crazy Portuguese eyes. Nyce is saying that her legs feel like shit and that she needs a shower, bad. For the still’s Nyce is sucking the dick that’s just been in her ass.

“How does it taste?” I ask her.

“Like shit,” she casually replies.

Downstairs, Veronica Jett asks if she can make me a sandwich.

“But I never eat them myself,” she’s relating. Jett’s also saying that neither mayonnaise, ketchup or other condiments have ever passed her lips- a fact which many would find hard to believe. Jett also claims that she’s never been to a McDonald’s or a Quizno’s in her life. Never so much as eaten a hamburger, she insists. Asked what she liked to eat growing up, Nyce said Lucky Charms and chicken soup, mostly. She’s told to try Lucky Charms in her chicken soup next time- saves time. Jett’s first anal scene ever on camera was with LT, and the first time in real life was when she was 18.

“The guy was really drunk,” she said. I think Jett bears a striking resemblance to actress Ileana Douglas and Jett says she hears that all the time. Jett’s another girl who refrains from having sex off camera, though she’ll be working with Jerry who’s also from LA Direct Models. Whatever the lube he’s got on the set, Jett’s telling Skeeter that it’s burning the hell out of her ass.

“Like I’m talking the worst ass burn I’ve ever experienced,” she continues. Skeeter says he was promised a a delivery of Eros the night before but no one’s delivered on it. Jerry says he hears that olive oil’s a good ass lubricant. Like Charming, Jerry’s another guy packing heavy artillery and Jett urges him to make it disappear deep in her backside. This doesn’t seem to be a problem and Skeeter’s capturing some pretty riveting porn.

Aaliyah Jolie’s saying that she’s celebrating her 25th birthday the next day and that this will be her 42nd movie. For her birthday, Skeeter hands her a butt plug and tells her how Bridgette Kerkove used to go shopping with one wedged in her ass. Jolie reacts to the name Bridgette Kerkove as though it was some ancient forgotten name she heard in the history books. Roxy Jezel will be doing a scene later in the day and Skeeter urges her to start working the butt plug. Skeeter also wants Roxy to shoot some sexy girl stills while smoking a cigarette. Roxy said she tried quit smoking- for a day. Spouting cockeyed nicotine theory, Skeeter tells her this is the worst thing that she could possibly do because smoking kills STD’s and other foreign bacteria and that withdrawal only creates unnecessary trauma to the human body.

As for Jolie, Skeeter likes the angle of her being a renegade from upstate New York.

Jolie came into the business last August with her girlfriend Nadia Hilton. Hilton dropped out to go rich boyfriend shopping, and Jolie thinks the guy she found, while he might be “the million dollar man” isn’t giving Hilton the deal of the century in her opinion. Jolie tells Skeeter that while it’s hard getting the cock in her ass, once it goes in, she takes it like a champ.

“You’ve got a wide, juicy ass and we’ve got to make it move,” he tells her. “To get the drama. You know about drama?”

“I know about drama,” Jolie laughs. “”I’m female.

Jolie’s telling Skeeter how she’d like to be a star some day.

“All you’re going to do is walk the Boulevard of Broken Dreams,” Skeeter advises her softly.

“That’s how we do it in Hollywood,” photographer Montfort tells her after the scene’s over. “We gape your ass.”