Porn Valley- Sunset Thomas, representing her new product www.VibraStrip.com, was on the Adam Carolla Show Tuesday morning, on LA’s KLSX 97.1. Carolla gave Thomas some bad news – that she wears the same fragrance as the woman who cleans his house.
“That’s not a good thing I guess,” laughed Thomas who told Carolla the fragrance was White Diamond- something which she doesn’t wear that often.
“A fan bought it for me,” she said. Carolla took that to mean that was someone Thomas has made it with and she admitted that was true. Noting that she does adult films, Carolla asked Thomas if she still works at The Bunny Ranch. Thomas said she hasn’t worked there in two years. Carolla said he used to see Thomas on Cat House and Thomas said she just went out there to re-do a shoot for them. Carolla was curious about how the cameras get in there when the Johns are doing their thing. Carolla also noted that Thomas was runner-up for Pet of the Year in 1998.
“You have to be foxy because you don’t make it into the Top 10 over there without being foxy,” he said. “She’s also the youngest ever to be inducted into the Adult Entertainment Hall of Fame.” Thomas, who Carolla was calling the Sandy Koufax of adult film actresses, said she also has the imprint of her hand at The Hustler Store, as well.
“Where’s the adult hall of fame?” Carolla asked her. “In Canton?”
“They give you that award at the big AVN award show,” Thomas told him. “I was, like, wow. I was so young when I got it. I was amazed. Usually you have to be in it for a long period of time.” Carolla assumed that it wasn’t like pro football where you had to be retired so many years.
“Is there any adult entertainment hall of fame?” Carolla asked her another way
“We get all kinds of awards for all kinds of different things,” Thomas replied.
“I know they have awards but is there an actual building?” Carolla kept asking her. Thomas didn’t think there was an actual hall of fame.
“You have to close your eyes to see it,” Carolla suggested.
“They do a big show in Vegas,” Thomas told him. Carolla suggested that she should work on the idea of having an actual building then asked her if she saw any celebrities come through The Bunny Ranch.
“There’s been a lot of them out there,” she said, claiming that she didn’t want to name names.
“I don’t brag about it, that’s why I get along so well with a lot of them,” she said. “I know Carrot Top used to hang out there all the time.” Carolla found that amusing.
“Vince Neil’s been out there a lot,” she also mentioned. Carolla asked her how much money a day you make and how often you work.
“I know everything varies,” he said. “But let’s try whittling everything down. If you were with eight guys on a Monday and 12 guys on a Tuesday, then the average is ten.” Thomas says her prices go something like $3,000 an hour.
“But you can do things as many times as you want within that hour as well,” she said. “But I always made it well worth their time.”
“What if Vince Neil came in- would you give him a little celebrity break?” Carolla wanted to know. “Or would you charge him more because you know he’s got a few bucks.” Thomas said she’d give him a celebrity break. Asked about Charlie Sheen, Thomas said she won’t go there.
“Have you met the man?” Carolla asked. Thomas said Sheen used to date one of her girlfriends but beyond that she didn’t want to say anything.
“This was before he was married.”
As far as The Bunny Ranch goes, Thomas said her day would start midday because she’s not a big morning kind of girl.
“I would do five appointments only,” she explained. “When I first started out I was probably doing eight a day. And that’s pretty good.” During her visits, Thomas said she would stay at the house and enjoyed being with the girls.
“Do you report the money to the tax man- how does it work?” she was asked.
“The house gets half,” said Thomas. Carolla thought that it’s a pretty decent arrangement for the house. Carolla was doing the math and Thomas said there could be as many as 20 women working at a time. According to Carolla, Thomas told him during a commercial break that the HBO show actually drove away some of her high rollers.
“Because a lot of them were scared of the camera being out there,” she explained. “They didn’t want to be seen.” Thomas mentioned that HBO makes you sign a release. Carolla mentioned that there were instances where they couldn’t get people to sign a release for The Man Show.
“That was just walking down Melrose on the middle of a Tuesday afternoon,” he said. “I couldn’t imagine going into a brothel, being hit with a camera then signing a release.” Thomas said they make you sign a release up front before anything happens.
“But what kind of guy would do that?” Carolla asked.
“A guy that doesn’t care,” Thomas imagined. “A guy that says it’s alright to go to a brothel.” On that note, Thomas mentioned how a mother one time brought her virgin son to the ranch.
“I broke him in,” she said. “I felt weird at first.”
“Jesus Christ- I couldn’t get my dad to break in my baseball mitt,” mused Carolla. Thomas said the kid was 19, and Carolla asked if she tossed him a bone the same way Denny’s allows you to eat free on your birthday.
“That’s not some Middle Eastern guy who’s harboring god knows what disease and is going to try to cut ya when he’s done with ya,” he said. “This is a virgin guy. Do you give him a discount?” Thomas claims she did and charged the guy $800.
“It was good- it was quick, but it was good,” she said. Carolla wondered what the hell kind of mom that was. Asked if she felt remorse for putting the country in “the terlet,” Thomas said there was at least a place for someone to go and get their rocks off instead of raping someone on the street.
“Maybe you’re a lonely man and can’t get a date or maybe you just don’t want to deal with relationships for the time being,” she added. “You’ve got a place to go to have sex.” Asked if she’d make out with these guys for three grand, Thomas said certainly.
“Are you kidding?” Thomas also said she likes to kiss. “I’m a kisser.” Carolla wondered what percentage of guys perform oral on her and Thomas said a lot of them do and she doesn’t blame them for going down and checking it all out.
“Whatever you want to do,” said Thomas. “If you want to get to the point, I’m all about that, too.” When Carolla made some crack about the hint of a Lebanese guy being down there, Thomas was quick to point out that the girls get checked out every week, and are very clean.
“It’s all condoms,” she said. Carolla said that’s the gig- Cathouse doctor.
“A guy comes in- he’s got his mobile stirrups. Hop up. He wears a miner’s helmet.” It was also assumed that Thomas doesn’t lay down with Muslims.
“I’m honest- I’ll tell you,” Thomas laughed. Asked what percentage of guys who came in there disgusted her, Thomas said the good thing about it is you don’t have to party with anyone you don’t want to.
“If you feel uncomfortable when you take the guy back, you don’t have to party with him,” she said.
Regarding the Vibra Strips, Thomas said it was a sex enhancer.
“It’s for male and female- it’s all natural herbs,” she explained. “When you pop it in your mouth it assimilates in your body and starts getting you really going.” Thomas said it comes in the flavors of Cinnamon and Vanilla Mint. Asked about how she handles situations where she’s physically attracted to a guy, Thomas said she would factor that into the price and give them bonus time.
Asked about other hypothetical situations, Thomas said she doesn’t do that work any more and is inclined to grant feebies if the mood strikes her. She also likes couples, she said. Thomas said fans can check her website, www.sunsetslife.com for updates on what she’s doing.
