Porn Valley- On her KSEX Contract Superstars show, Vivid girl Lacie Heart and co-host Ashley Steel had guests Lisa Marie and Lexxi Tyler. Heart brought up the subject of stalking and Steel told a story that she would expand upon on The Wanker Show later in the evening. Steel described her stalker as a total nut job who already called her something like 15 times while she was at KSEX telling her that if she doesn’t hang out with him, he’ll have her MySpace page taken down.

“Total nut job,” she said. “It’s horrible.” Heart told Steel she brought it on herself and that she, herself, hadn’t been on MySpace for a couple of months. Steel said she’s met a lot of cool people there whereas Heart said she’s too lazy to bother with that stuff. As far as she’s concerned, Heart said she’s pretty good at keeping stalkers away.

“I have a really bad temper,” she said. “So I tend to lose it quite often-especially when you’re in a club or you’re in a bar.” Heart said what particularly gripes her is when she’s with some and has to fend people off.

“They keep fucking talk to you,” said heart. “They deserve to get stabbed in the face.” Steel said she was at Coachella this past weekend but that it was totally overcrowded and she kept losing her friends what with poor cellphone service.

“But I had people coming up to me that would totally recognize me and start making these crude comments,” said Steel. “It was horrible.” Heart said she doesn’t get recognized like that. Steel said most of the people know her from MySpace. Whereas Heart said she’ll get recognized in adult industry situations but not when she’s walking down the street like Joe Shmoe.

“That doesn’t ever happen to me which is cool.” Heart observed that when you do get cornered and start answering fans’ questions it ruins their fantasy.

“What do you think about when you’re on set?- this morning I was thinking about my grocery list,” mused Heart. “But as far as stalkers go, my boyfriend got attacked by a psycho-stalker over the weekend. We went to Arizona for the weekend and he met this girl seven months ago and took her out on one date. Didn’t fuck her. He met her at the airport. She works at the bar at the airport, didn’t talk to her for like six months. She started calling him again and called him on his birthday. She’s like, happy birthday, sweetie.” Steel thought that was creepy. Heart said her boyfriend just looked at her.

“How the fuck did she know my birthday?” he asked her. Heart said the girl called four times in a row and that her boyfriend finally got so pissed that he told her to answer the phone.

“I answered- hello, and she’s, hey, how are you? Like we’re friends,” said Heart. “I go who the fuck is this? And she’s like it’s Candace. I go, Candace, do you know who you just called? Because she sounded like, duh. She goes I’m looking for your boyfriend. I’m, like, he’s busy and I just hang up. She texted him: ‘You’re so lame.’ And he goes, answer that shit: I put you’re a desperate whore. I’m the girlfriend. Stop calling you crazy bitch.” Heart said she thought it was the funniest thing ever.

“I’m dying- getting all wasted,” Heart continued. “All of a sudden, his phone- he gets another text message. He’s looking at the phone, what the fuck did you say to her? I’m like what?” Heart said there were messages about how the girl said she likes to take it in the ass, that they had a good thing and that she’ll always love Heart’s boyfriend and will always wait for him.

“It freaked me out- she confessed her undying love for him,” Heart went on to say. “This was in two different text messages. All the color just drained from his face, like, what a fucking nut job.” Heart said he then got another text message the next morning from the same girl suggesting they have a threesome.

“I can’t sleep with your boyfriend so I’m going to try to sleep with both of you,” said Heart. “What is going through girls’ minds when that happens?” With that illustration, Steel was of the suspicion that there’s probably a lot of female stalkers.

“Girls get emotionally attached when you give them the Oh-face,” laughed Heart. Steel thought chicks can get crazier than guys.

“Girls get scary because it’s like fuckin’ Fatal Attraction,” said Heart. “I’m going to KILL you if you don’t call me.” Steel said the chicks who are also creepy are the ones that threaten to leave you if you don’t marry them.

“Don’t you want me to marry you because I want to marry you?” asked Steel. Heart said she wasn’t likely to go through any of that trouble because she’s probably one of the five laziest people on the planet.