Porn Valley- KSEX’s The Wanker Show hosted the LA Direct Models who will be appearing at Rouge Tuesday night in Van Nuys. That includes Cassie Young, Cassidy, Sara Stone and Amy Reid. Young, Stone and Reid were on the show, however, Cassidy was shooting and couldn’t make it.

“I tried to call and confirm,” said Wankus. “But typical porn star. Phone is disconnected temporarily. What’s a matter, Vivid? Can’t pay her phone bill? Hmmmmm.” On the other hand, Wankus noted that co-host Rebecca Love lives for her phone because she hooks.

“It’s safer, hooking,” quipped Love.

“At the established places- not to randomly show up at a hotel room,” Wankus suggested. Love said she does a very thorough background check of her potential clients.

“These guys are checked thoroughly before I see them.”

It was noted that a couple of the girls on the show have never danced before including Stone and Reid with Wankus pointing out that it was probably going to be virgin night.

During the course of the conversation, someone from the chatroom mentioned something about a contest and whether Cassie was going to blow Wankus better than Tyler Faith.

“I don’t need a contest,” said Wankus. “I’ve had my dick sucked by so many fucking bitches. Tyler Faith sucks the best fucking cock- end of discussion.” Young mentioned that she once did a magazine layout with Faith.

“Like three years ago,” said Young, noting that it was for Club Magazine. And the shoot included Brittney Skye.

“There was a guy with a long crooked cock,” remembered Wankus. Young said that was Mark Ashley.

“That was a pretty hot spread,” agreed Wankus. “I didn’t know that was you in that- all this time I’ve been jackin’ off to that spread.” Young laughed about being a bitch and Wankus disagreed and said Cassie was a lovely girl. It was mentioned that Young also summons up comparisons to Nicki Hunter. According to Wankus, Hunter’s been doing a lot of dark, goth-style projects but has been cast for Thar She Blows Again which is shooting next week. Where Hunter and Young differ differ, said Wankus, is the fact that Young has perfect, California-girl teeth whereas Hunter’s have character. Young also drew comparisons to the wife of John, one of the new KSEX owners. Wankus wouldn’t say what her name was because she works in the mainstream.

“Is it rude to tell one of the owners that you want to fuck his wife?” Wankus laughed. “Is that wrong? Is that out of line? She’s hot. And how did he get her? He’s fuckin’ ugly.” Young said personality might have counted for something. Wankus said John didn’t have any and wondered what his wife was doing with him.

“But she genuinely loves him,” Wankus added. “And people say that about Tyler- like what’s she doing with him [Wankus]- so I can relate to that in a certain degree. It’s amazing to me, but she’s fuckin’ hot.” Wankus reported that the new KSEX company was doing well and that the bills were being paid on time.

Wankus then introduced Amy Reid and assumed from her makeup she was either from Long Island or Louisiana. Reid said she had just come from a set.

“You have that freshly fucked face,” observed Wankus. Asked who she worked with, Reid said, “Just a chick,” but added that it was Austin Knox. Reid said she’s originally from Berlin, Germany but moved to the states when she was five. Reid’s father was in the military. Because she doesn’t have an accent, Wankus said Reid’s managed to avoid the stereotypical parts that cast Mika Tan or Sandra Romain. Reid also said her father knows what she does and isn’t cool with it

Reid said she was a little tired from working every day. Wankus then called Derek Hay to convey Reid’s comments.

“I’m not working too much!” Reid yelled out. Wankus told her not to back-peddle with hay on the phone. Asked how the Rouge promotions were going, Hay said it varies from week to week.

“We’ve had some great nights and some where we could have done better,” he admitted. “But the girls really seem to be excited about it- even the girls who have never danced before. They’re glad they did it.” Wankus suspected if the feature dance night was held in Boise, there’d be a long line around the block.

“You take some of these girls to fuckin’ Topeka and the crowd is mesmerized like Madonna showed up,” said Wankus, making a point that cities like New York and LA are too blase for these kinds of promotions. Wankus then asked Reid why she was mad at him. Reid said she wasn’t but muttered something about having had to drive to Burbank. Reid’s scene was in Woodland Hills, and Wankus said KSEX was moving near that area very soon.

Asked if she had a website, Reid said she had one in the making. Reid was also looking into starting her own productions and making money off her ass. Reid got her start about a year and a half ago doing girl-girl and solo. Wankus translated that to mean she had a boyfriend at the time and got rid of him.

“Exactly,” said Reid who doesn’t do interracial or anal. Wankus commented that there are a lot of ugly bitches now in porn and Reid agreed.

“It’s not that they’re ugly but their pussies stink,” Reid added. “You come to a scene and don’t take a shower first.” Reid said she used to be timid about bringing the subject up for fear of hurting someone’s feelings. Wankus put her on the spot by asking who she’s had the take a shower conversation with, lately.

“I can’t do that because they may be clean now,” Reid answered.

After the break, Wankus brought up Nic Cramer and the fact that he made comments about Steven St. Croix last week on the Two Live Jew Show. Wankus seemed to remember Cramer from an HBO poker game with Cramer being an asshole and yelling at him.

“He [Cramer] takes it very seriously,” said Wankus. “He didn’t realize we were putting on a show for the TV cameras.” Wankus said Cramer was talking shit about St. Croix who Wankus loves and thinks is great.

“I guess he flaked on one of his [Cramer’s] shoots maybe because he’s an asshole,” said Wankus. “Then off the air he [Cramer] was talking shit about me- I don’t know why. I guess it was all based on the fact that his whole impression of me was at a poker fucking game.” Wankus invited Cramer to call him any time.

“But don’t start talking to my staff about how much of an asshole I am,” said Wankus. “You’re the guy who looks like a complete asshole. At a poker game you got all upset because I took your $200. Why did I take your $200? Because you suck at poker. Nic, I’ve never even heard of your shit.” Wankus remembered that there was also a photographer there who was “another piece of shit.”

“He was supposed to shoot Tyler in a Genesis shoot and she said I’m not going to work with that asshole.” When the name Scott Preston was mentioned, Wankus said that’s who it was.

“He’s a piece of shit, too.” According to Wankus, Preston gave him attitude.

“We were supposed to shoot for Genesis- it was Ashton Moore, Tyler Faith and Wankus- okay, Wankus is a novelty. Nobody wants Wankus in their magazine but maybe he’ll talk about the magazine and maybe sell a copy or two. But Scott Preston is like, no, I don’t want to shoot Wankus! Fuck you, you piece of shit.”

Wankus went on to call Cramer an unappreciative piece of shit.

“We gave you ink- something you never get,” he added. “I never fuckin’ heard of you until I read that story about Steven St. Croix.” Wankus said he hates “pussies” like that.

“You’re on the air talking shit about Steven St. Croix- just add Wankus to it,” he suggested. “Say it out loud. Don’t be a pussy. Don’t talk behind the scenes. Stand behind your comments.”

Turning his comments back to Reid, Wankus asked if she was miserable by nature or specifically for that evening. Reid again said she was very tired.

“Am I not allowed to be tired?” she asked.

“I’m tired, too, but we all turn it on for the show,” Wankus told her.

“I won’t bore you any more,” Reid replied.

“If that’s how you really feel, I’m just trying to make you laugh and have a good time,” Wankus told her. “But if you really feel that way, then it’s fine.”

“I can’t get a word in,” Reid protested, claiming that Wankus was taking it out on people he didn’t get along with.

“What does that sign [The Wanker Show] say on the wall?” Wankus asked her.

“I don’t give a fuck what that sign says,” Reid shot back.

“When it [the sign] says I’m a fuckin’ angry, bitter bitch show, then you can talk all night,” Wankus told her, continuing to bust Ewid’s ass about her can’t get in a word edgewise comments. Reid said that was because he wasn’t asking her any questions and Wankus wondered where in the rule book does it state that. Wankus told her you go with the flow and that’s how it works.

Reid eased up and started talking about some of the movies she’s got coming out including Boobaholics from Red Light District. Reid wasn’t sure what number it was and said there was something called New Whore on the Block as well as a project where she worked with Mike Steffano. Reid’s also in Baker’s Dozen 13 directed by Brandon Iron for Platinum X and just did an interactive movie for New Sensations. Wankus assumed an interactive movie is a pain in the ass to shoot.

“It’s horrible,” said Reid who got paid “bank” to do it. Rebecca Love asked to define “bank.”

Reid reported that her boy-girl scenes are two grand. Wankus wondered when the last time she was contracted, and Reid said she won’t take a contract.

“People pay you $2000 for every boy-girl scene you do?” Wankus asked incredulously. “Holy fuck- more power to you. I’ve never heard of that.”

Asked how may scenes she does, Reid guessed that she does at least 15 boy-girl scenes a month.

“There’s some big name stars that have a proven track record and they’re lucky to get $1500 a scene,” said Wankus. “That’s fucking incredible if you’re getting that.” Reid said it wasn’t worth it to her if she wasn’t getting that kind of money, and Love said that was pretty impressive money even for an escort.