Porn Valley- When Wankus and Tyler Faith rub their sticks together there’s fire at KSEX. Another blaze got started Wednesday night when Faith, filling in for Michelle Lay who was apparently having problems down below, got out the baseball bats instead of the sticks and brought up drama about New York Yankee Jason Giambi’s wife, Christian. Faith’s friend Lisa was seeing Giambi.

“Tyler has a friend who used to date Jason Giambi when he was married,” said Wankus. “I guess they got so hot and heavy that he started going through a little separation with Christian Giambi his wife.”

“Before they separated she called her,” Faith added. The “her” being Faith’s friend Lisa. “Because she heard Jason on the phone the night before telling her all their problems. She called the next day: ‘LI-sa, this is Christian GEE-am-BEE, Jason’s wife. Just wondering why JA-son is telling you all our PROB-lems?’ Exactly like that.”

Because he’d been hearing this story for awhile, Wankus wanted everyone calling in the show to force the obnoxious accent on clipped syllables.

“We might get a call from Christian, too, so we’ll see,” said Wankus. A call then came in, presumably from Christian GEE-am-BEE.

“You’ve been saying my name all over the air and was wondering way you were talking about ME,” she said. Wankus asked if she heard any more Jason Giambi stories.

“Obviously he talks about it with everybody but ME. I don’t know WHY. But he does.” Faith asked if she was shopping but Lisa, impersonating Christian, said she had a plastic surgery appointment scheduled instead.

“I’m getting my nose done AGAIN,” she said. “Christian” then went on to talk how her picture was on a baseball card. After the brief phone call, Faith said Christian was famous for two things, yoga and being Jason’s wife.

On another note, Wankus reported that he and Faith attended the Nikki Benz premier party in Hollywood.

“I hate parties like that,” he said. “But we went for Nikki and we got to hang out with Tera [Patrick] and a few other people we know that we like. It was cool. Pamela Peaks was there looking nice and tan.”

“She was tan as EV-er,” Faith added. Wankus discussed his theory about Peaks.

“If you take that fucking wig off and all that shit she puts on her body and give her a makeover, she won’t be ugly,” Wankus said. “I’m not saying she’s going to be hot. I’m saying she won’t be ugly.”

Faith said she had to disagree, as well as “the peanut gallery” in the chatroom.

“She’s got that wig that makes her look like the lion in The Wizard of Oz,” rebutted Wankus. “She’s a very nice girl- she’s a sweetheart. But I don’t know. I want to do an experiment. I want to rip that wig off. Didn’t one of your exes fuck her?”

“It was not my ex!” declared Faith.

“Okay. somebody you boned a little bit,” Wankus countered.

“I guess,” said Faith.

“How do you go from Tyler Faith to that?” Wankus wanted to know. But Faith said she didn’t think it was a transition like that.

“Nothing against him but that’s a step,” said Wankus. Wankus then talked about some of the other porn people that were at the Benz party including Crane Morehead and his girl.

“His girl is very sweet, said Wankus. “And your best friend was there- Jenna Haze. She didn’t say hi to you all night.”

“She’s a little upset,” said Faith.

“She totally ignored you!” Wankus roared. “That’s kind of cheesy don’t you think? That’s a little immature. Like, okay, you talk shit about Tyler or Tyler’s friend and Tyler will talk shit about you, publicly, whatever. But now we’re together in a private setting. You can say hello. You can be mature enough to say, hey, how are you doing, Tyler.”

“Who cares?” shrugged Faith. “I don’t lose sleep over that shit.”

Wankus was hoping Haze would be talking shit so Faith could wail into her.

“I don’t want to fight a fuckin’ twit,” Faith answered. “I’m twice the size of her.” Faith admitted there were people whose asses she wanted to beat up but Wankus told her no, no, you’ll get in trouble.

“Because the settings some time you pick are not the greatest,” Wankus told her. “The lobby of the police station is not a good place to pick a fight.”

Although he said the party was good, Wankus said the thing about them he didn’t like is the fact that it was your typical porn release party for Benz’ anal movie, Test Drive.

“You would think you’d walk into posters, maybe some handouts of collectible flyers, some shit,” he said. “Maybe even a couple of free DVD’s. Maybe guys on the mike going, welcome to Nikki’s party- don’t forget, get your copy at Teravision. I’m sure they were giving out copies of the DVD later but like you walk in and it looks like a club with a bunch of people hanging out and the typical Hollywood big bouncer asshole motherfuckers and nine dollar drinks. And most of the people who go don’t even know why they’re there. All the porn people, again, are up in the private VIP area so if you’re a regular Joe, you don’t get to hang out with them. It’s just a waste.”

Wankus said, strange as it may sound, he was giving props to Digital Playground and the way they run their premier events.

“I went to a release party one time and it was phenomenal,” he continued. “Because they had a cocktail area where people could hang out and talk and they had a screen-area where you could go in and watch a movie which was on a loop. There was a quiet room and you could go in and watch and if you feel like it, you could go back out and party.” Faith noted that it was expensive to do that. But because the whole thing was “lame,” Wankus said he and Faith only stayed a half hour. Faith recalled it being an hour.

Wankus again commented his love for most of the people who attended the party, but his hate for the Hollywood scene and parties like that.