For weeks, on ADT, Hillary Scott was touting her May 11 appearance on Howard Stern. Ooops.

posted on howardstern.com: Shy Love, a porn star who’s going to take JD on vacation with her to Hedonism 3 in Jamaica, came into the studio to talk about her plans. Before Shy got to the details, though, Howard said he had a hard time believing some of the information in Shy’s bio, including that she turned down the chance to be a Playboy centerfield, graduated from the University of Judaism and has earned two master’s degrees. However, Shy assured Howard all the statements were true, and proceeded to explain them.

Shy first noted she decided not to be in Playboy because of the contract she would’ve had to sign with the magazine would’ve prevented her from getting into porn right away, which she said is what she wanted to do with her career. Shy went on to say she enrolled in the University of Judaism because her husband is Jewish and she also really did get two master’s degrees. Howard proceeded to ask Shy two questions about accounting, which is one ofthe subjects in which she has a master’s, but she only answered one of them correctly. Howard replied, though, since Shy sounded like she knew what she was saying when she explained why she answered the way she did, he gave her education the benefit of the doubt.

Howard commented he had an idea to send JD to a brothel in the Dominican Republic, where he could (legally) have sex with a hooker and call in during the session. However, Howard said they decided not to go through with that plan, and instead got in touch with Shy, who’s throwing a party at the “clothing optional” resort, Hedonism 3. Shy explained Hedonism 3 will be a get together with all of her friends, as well as some of her fans. Shy added she had a girl in mind who she wanted to introduce to JD at the party.

JD then came into the studio and said he’d be willing to have sex with someone at Hedonism 3, but insisted he wouldn’t do anything on film. Shy responded she’d use her hand on JD off camera and would arrange for him to have sex with one of her friends while also keeping in mind he didn’t want to be on camera.

After Shy brought up she has had sex with men in front of her husband 30 times, she began touching JD’s “package.” Shy reported, though, it seemed like JD’s pants were empty before finally acknowledging she felt something in there.

Dennis Rodman entered the studio and Shy asked if she could feel what was in Dennis’ pants, but he turned down her offer. However, Artie reported he once saw Dennis naked, and that he’s “really big” down there. Artie went on to recall he had done a night of standup and drinking at a Hard Rock Café and wandered into a steam room the next morning fully clothed to sober up. Artie then said while he was sitting in the room, Dennis walked in naked, which was when he saw his penis.

Shy replied to the story by noting she has “a size requirement” when it comes to sex, adding her partners can’t be too big. After Shy explained how she once injured her cervix shooting a scene with a man who was extremely large, Howard pointed out that was nothing compared to the fact Dennis broke his penis twice. As Dennis talked about the second time he broke his penis, which happened while having sex with Carmen Electra, Artie commented JD couldn’t have looked more like Napoleon Dynamite sitting between Shy and Dennis.

Howard asked Shy if she wanted to ride the Sybian, which, of course, she did. As she was preparing for her ride, Shy mentioned she’d been on the machine four times, but only learned how to have an orgasm on it during her last experience. Gary then began Shy at 20 percent, only to quickly increase the speed to 100 percent. This caused Shy to start moaning and hitting her vagina, which she noted was because her “p*ssy was throbbing so much.” Shy went on to say she enjoyed having the Sybian at full blast because she likes rougher sex. Shy added she really did have an orgasm, explaining she’s much more vocal than she was this morning when she’s faking it.