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Virgin Launches AVirginsPlea.com

WWW- A 25-year-old virgin wants to get touched for the very first time – and has launched a wildly popular Web site in his effort to get lucky.

“Geoff,” a round-faced Canadian who won’t reveal his last name because he’s afraid of retaliation by religious extremists, started AVirginsPlea.com May 1 – and it’s spread like wildfire across the Web.

His goal is to attract 5 million hits in 30 days – if he does, Geoff’s “very hot [but also very platonic]” blonde friend “Jenn” promises to make a man out of him.

“It started as a bet one night,” Geoff told The Post. “I put the site up as a joke on my friend’s server. I thought some of my friends would look at it and go, ‘ha, ha, ha’ and that would be that.

“I never expected it to take off like this,” he said.

Since the site launched with such slogans as “Help me finally [have sex]” and “Help Fight Virginity Today,” it has received 2.5 million hits. Geoff , who works in a bookstore, has received thousands of messages from people all over the globe wishing him success.

“It’s intimidating for me to meet women, because most women my age are already experienced,” Geoff lamented. “They don’t want to date a 25-year-old virgin.”

Geiff writes on his website:So, here’s the story – I’m 25, and to this date, have never been laid. Yes, it’s sad, but it’s true. The whole story, however, is far more interesting than just the lack of sex.

When I was 21, I was engaged to be married to a woman I thought I would be with for the rest of my life, and the two of us had chosen to wait until marriage to have sex so we could share something special with each other. But when I was 22, just six months before our wedding, I discovered that she had been cheating on me and sleeping with another man. Needless to say, I was crushed. For the last 3 years I haven’t really been able to bring myself to start dating again as the pain of that betrayal still runs deep inside of me. But as a man, the overwhelming urge to have sex is just starting to get to be too much for me to handle, and so I made a bet with one of my very hot (but also very platonic) female friends – if I can get 5 million visitors to this website in 30 days, she has agreed to help me with my “problem”. If I can’t get to five million in 30 days, I have to be her personal servant for a week, doing anything she asks me to do.

So this site is my attempt to get to 5 million hits in 30 days. The site started on May 1st, 2006, so I have 17 days left to make the bet, and so far, the total number of visitors is: 2778231

Thanks for your help – please tell a friend about this site and help me finally get laid. Together we can make this happen!

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