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Rush Limbaugh went on a radio rant yesterday after a judge ruled that Florida prosecutors can examine his medical records for evidence of pill-popping. Rush said he’s become a victim of a vast left wing conspiracy. Nay, a VAST left-wing conspiracy. Ah, biddybobba-boo-boo-boo: nydailynews.com/

Lenny Bruce, whose foulmouthed standup routines shocked the comedy world half a century ago, was posthumously pardoned yesterday for his 1964 obscenity conviction. A little late, perhaps….nydailynews.com/

From the your guess is as good as ours dept., but here goes. This item on foxnews really caught our attention: “We were pretty upset when this professional sports player decided to leave New York. We thought it was for more money, but we were wrong.

For years this guy professed to have a “special relationship with God.” But it turns out he had a special relationship with a woman who was not his wife. When the wife found out, she went ballistic. The player had two choices: stay in New York with his mistress, or return home and play with a new team.

Wisely, he chose the latter, which was why you didn’t hear the thunder that usually accompanies such transactions. His New York employer knew the score, and had to acquiesce. Sometimes being a sport is more important than playing one.”

 

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