Porn Valley- Wankus was telling this story on his Monday night KSEX show about how he got a phone call over the weekend from Lesbo Lisa who used to share a KSEX mike with Ginger Lynn. According to Wankus, Lisa wanted to know where he was because she wanted to drop off invitations to the next Shane’s World party to him in person but he wasn’t home. Wankus wanted to know how Lisa knew where he lived.

“I’m at 311 N. Robertson Avenue,” she told him. And Wankus explained that’s the p.o. address for Team Tyler. He told Lisa just to drop the invites off and the guy there was cool.

“No I have to give this to you in person,” Lisa insisted.

“It’s an invitation to a party- why do you have to give it to me in person?” Wankus asked her, suggesting that Lisa call when she’s in the Valley.

“I’m in the middle of a foo-foo shopping center with a tanning place,” Wankus explained to his audience. Lisa called him again.

“Meet me out front,” she tells him.

“So I go out front and these two little fucking midgets, these oompa-loompas, in full Tommy Gunn makeup and green hair, go [singing] Wankus, Wankus come to the show! They’re fucking singing in the middle of the parking lot! They had these tickets, these invitations to the Shane’s World party. Golden tickets they were giving me. I’m going what the fuck are you doing? Why couldn’t you do this at KSEX? Don’t do this here now!” Wankus said while it was funny, he was embarrassed as hell.

“They were going around town with personal invitations with these oompa-loompas. It was scary.”