Porn Valley- In the space of two movies, Jessica Sweet left an immortal legacy and shoes nearly impossible to fill. That’s because Sweet, as anointed by the porno Gods, became Britney Rears.
Britney Rears as in wild back stage parties Britney Rears; massive p.r. promo Britney Rears; raggedy ass blond wigs Britney Rears; KSEX jokes at Sweet’s expense Britney Rears, and Britney Rears songs impossible to get out of your skull. But that’s all over- at least for Sweet, anyway. Mainly because Hillary Scott- XRCO’s Best New Starlet- has stepped in. Scott, who was interviewed by Richard Christy on one of the Howard Stern shows last week in New York, is the new Britney.
But Scott ain’t wearing the wig, though, she laughs. Scott got her own hair done special for the occasion and probably looks more like what a Britney should.
The Hustler Studio’s decked out for disco because a time machine has brought Britney Rears back to the Seventies. Scott’s having a cup of coffee and a bagel. She’s got an anal scene coming up with Johnny Depth, a black performer who got his start about five years ago in the New York-D.C area. Depth is into hip-hop and attended an all-black college. But he’s thinking that had the attendance been a different racial mix, he might have been better prepared for the corporate world. Depth, a self-described former paper pusher in a legal firm, is saying that he got into the adult business by accident, that he wanted to do magazine layouts but it went far beyond that. Asked if there’s any difference between fucking a black girl as opposed to a white girl, Depth says it’s all the same to him.
“It’s all pink,” he smiles. “I’m a rainbow man- I love chicks across the board. As long as a girl has a good time with me.” The youngest kid in the family, Depth, who runs his own porn company, says his mother doesn’t like him doing porn.
Publicist Jeff Mullen is laughing about how people bought into the Britney Rears facade and thought she was a real person. Then I’m hearing a story about how Mullen brought in a real chef from Spago to cater a porn movie called Wet Chicks Gone Crazy, so, with that, you figure this new Rears movie is going to have all the trimmings. If nothing else, in the wardrobe dept. Tuesday morning, the cast is more Boogie Nights than Boogie Nights, and the women are wearing eyelashes the size of porch awnings.
“You all look great- like a hundred dollars,” Mullen tells them. “If I wasn’t single I’d date you all.”
Tommy Gunn, [pictured] wearing a body shirt and white Tony Orlando platform shoes, has an atomic explosion growing out of his head. The way Gunn’s dressed you figure Sly & The Family Stone have an APB out for a missing cousin. Alana Evans [pictured] in a bouffant hairdo reminds you of a Matt Helm girl. Evans is saying that she’s a hippie chick at heart, so this is fun.
Evans is getting married in November she announces and is excited by the fact that she’s working her first time for Joey Silvera, Memorial Day weekend. Evans is also saying something about this being her first anal since she got her tits done. She also gets a juicy role in a movie being directed by Kylie Ireland, called Corruption.”It’s the biggest acting role of my career,” states Evans.
Gary Garver, who’s got his own radio show in Los Angeles as well as being a roving correspondent for the Stern show, is interviewing the girls in the cast. I met Garver at the Victoria Givens anal gangbang some time back, and I get the impression that Garver’s still traumatized from the affair. Garver’s interviewing Jasmine Byrne and is surprised to learn that she, too, was on the Stern show. Sooner or later the entire porn business will have been on the Stern show. Byrne’s conceding that she had to do some pretty humiliating things for Stern but got paid for it.
“I was scared- I was shaking,” said Byrne, indicating that she had to put a dildo on her head, a sausage in her mouth then pop balloons with her ass. Byrne tells Garver how she discovered she was a nympho by the time she reached seventh grade and probably fucked as many as 1500 guys by the time she reached 18. Byrne’s telling blood curdling stories that would lead you to believe that she was doing a different guy every night while describing to Garver how her pussy throbs when blood rushes to it.
Kat, who has one month remaining before the braces in her mouth come out, tells Garver that it’s a turn-on knowing that guys are beating off to her. Kat, who will be 21 in December, mentions how excited she was, one time, during a scene that was shot with her in a parking lot on a bed surrounded by a bunch of guys with massive cocks.
“That makes you a Sagittarius,” determines Garver- not because of the scene with the bed but the fact that Kat’s birthday is on December 2nd. According to her, she dates guys outside of the business but doesn’t keep a boyfriend. “I don’t like relationships,” she comments. Kat generally tells a guy she’s a model and if he’s more persistent, she does the occupational strip tease. By the time the guy learns she’s a porn star, Kat figures he figures she’s either too easy or has the money to spring for the check. In either case, she’s dumping him by this point. Hearing that she’s under 21, Garver rues the fact that he can’t take Kat to a bar.
“But I can take a shot of cum,” she smiles.
Director Roy Karch walks in. Karch is wearing high tops the color of bananas, except this isn’t a Spike Lee movie. Immediately he’s in conversation with Naomi who’s also in the cast. Naomi, who’s equipped with a pretty face and Belladonna’s ass, is wearing this wig with bangs and someone mentions that she looks like Cleopatra. Naomi’s telling Karch about how she recently shot in New York and in Europe. And Karch is sucking all this in, telling her how he wanted to shoot her, this and that, but that she was booked at the time. Then Karch walks over to me.
“Who is that?” he whispers. I didn’t recognize Naomi, either. But once Karch puts two and two together he regains the momentum in the conversation. Funnier yet is when Naomi comments about how they’re neighbors and it’s odd that they haven’t run into each other more often. According to Naomi, she graduated high school when she was 13. She was a product of home school because her parents didn’t believe in the government system, she’s saying. Naomi also had her one and only boyfriend at that age but ended the relationship when she got into porn about ten months ago.Garver then asks Alana Evans some questions about relationships particularly since Evans makes known the fact that she’s been in one for about six years.
“We used to bring a lot of people into the relationship,” Evans is saying. “But we got too many psycho chicks.” According to Evans, one of them developed an enormous attachment to Chris Evans, her partner. Apparently she told her boyfriend she was leaving him to move in with the Evans’ unbeknownst to them, of course. Then the boyfriend shows up in the driveway with a gun threatening to use it. The way the story sounded- and I could be wrong- the guy brandished the weapon more for show then anything else, then said something to the effect that he was leaving to kill Jules Jordan because his girlfriend apparently had something going on there as well. Evans is then telling another story about how she brought a guy home one time but because he couldn’t get it up, had to rely on a booty call.
Which in a round about way prompts me to ask Mullen if Hillary Scott could sing.
“We don’t know,” he smiles. “Britney [Sweet] didn’t sing either.”