Jacko Valley- In his first interview since his arrest on child molestation charges, the very lovely Michael Jackson told 60 Minutes’ Ed Bradley last night that the cops made him smell cocka diddy poo in a feces-smeared bathroom and that it stunk pretty bad.

Jacko’s now saying he didn’t like last year’s British documentary although he readily agreed to do it. Can Jacko now come back later and say he was misquoted on 60 Minutes? We doubt it. Savor every last morsel of the moonwalking one’s words last night.

Jacko’s Nation of Islam ties were never touched on in his 60 Minutes Interview last night although NOI chief of staff Leonard Muhammad was present at the taping