posted on tvsquad.com: Jodie Sweetin is going from child star to crystal meth to striptease. She won’t be doing the stripping, thankfully, but she will be hosting a new show striptease game show on the Fuse Network called Pants Off Dance-Off.

I’m not kidding. That’s the title.

The show “features people of all ages taking off their clothes to their favorite music videos.”

If you’re keeping track, this is the 5th sign that the apocalypse is near.