Porn Valley- Brooke Haven, www.brookehaven.com filled in for Stormy Daniels on KSEX Wednesday night. Daniels was in Lake Tahoe doing a promotion at the Michael Jordan Celebrity Golf Tournament. Introducing herself to the audience, Haven said she’s been in the business two years and has sex with men and women.

“Notice I didn’t say boys and girls,” she said. Haven mentioned that she does a lot of feature dancing and will be at the Spearmint Rhino in Albuquerque this weekend. Haven also mentioned the fact that she was at the Playboy Mansion Tuesday night [photo courtesy of April Storm]. Haven said she was getting body painted and got in trouble for it.

“But I don’t really care,” she stated. Haven said it was a celebrity athlete’s party in connection with the ESPN ESPY awards. Asked why she got in trouble, Haven said she couldn’t reach her agent on the phone who was on a shoot somewhere.

“I asked the agent in the office if I could do it and nobody had an answer for me,” she said. “But I did it.” Haven explained that nothing was booked through LA Direct although she did it anyway.

“And I haven’t got paid- I don’t know if I’m getting paid anything,” she added. Nonetheless, Haven said she would have paid money to go to the mansion and be naked and gawked at by celebrity athletes.

“Believe me, my nipples were hard the entire time and some items were very wet.”

Haven’s with LA Direct Models and reported that she still has a non-exclusive contract with Shy Love’s company, Vicious Media.

“However there is some crazy rumor going around that I’m no longer with them,” she said. “I was out of town when this rumor came about but it’s not true. So anyone who have heard that, it’s completely not true. Everything’s great.” Haven said she co-directed a feature for the company.

“It was a long day- I was on set from nine o’clock to two in the morning, but I had so much fun.” Haven thought everything went smoothly.

“We didn’t have any cancellations and nobody was a pain in my butt beside the dick in my butt,” she laughed. “I was in one scene and directed the rest and loved it. I like telling people where to put it.” According to Haven, the title of the movie is Vicious Girls Gone Anal.

Haven keeps her website update pretty well but is bad on returning e-mails.

“Becauce I got to do it all myself- I don’t want any else returning my e-mails to my fans,” she said. Haven mentioned that Bill Fox at Assassin Pictures is her webmaster. Haven said she was ready to shoot some content and particularly likes foot fetish.

“My boyfriend has a huge, shoe fetish,” she said.

Co-host Mike Moz brought up the fact that Briana Banks was supposed to have been featuring at the Amsterdam Gentlemen’s club in Davenport, Iowa but cancelled. An e-mail going out from the club reported that Banks had gotten in an automobile accident and couldn’t make it.

Moz talked to Dave Michaels at the Lee Network for the inside story. Michaels reported that over the weekend Banks and her boyfriend got in an automobile accident in Pittsburgh when someone hit them head on. According to Michaels, Banks got second degree burns on her hands and legs from the airbag. Michaels said Banks was flying out to LA Thursday to see a plastic surgeon.

“He’s probably going to have to do some skin grafting down the road,” said Michaels. “But the burns have to heal first. She stuck her hands out to avoid the dash, had she not stuck her hands out, the air bag would have got her face

According to Michaels, Banks was getting special fingerless gloves and special thigh high boots so she could continue doing her gigs. Michaels said Banks was on the road two to three weeks a month when she’s not working for Vivid.

“She’s a pretty hard worker,” said Michaels.

If not for the accident, Michaels said Banks was going to be the really first big feature at The Amsterdam Club and that she was going to make it up to them at a discounted rate probably in December. According to Michaels, Banks has a feature lined up at Sugar’s in Houston next week and is going to do everything within reason to make that gig. Evidently Moz had pictures of Banks’ hands and said it told a pretty grim story. Michaels seemed surprised in that he sent the pix to the club and wondered how they were getting circulated.

“Her sister sent them to me and I sent them to the guy at the club,” said Michaels. “Actually before I called him to tell him what happened. You never know how a new club’s going to react when somebody cancels.” Michaels suspects that it was put on the club’s website to prove to the customers that no one was lying and Banks was coming. http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=44812541.

Michaels said other clubs and agents will advertise a really big girl and in a bait and switch put on someone that’s substandard. For the record, Monican Mayhem’s taking Banks’ place at the club.

“She was going to do the Christmas party in December so I’m basically just flip-flopping them,” Michaels said, noting that Banks is, “The best thing we’ve got.”