Porn Valley- Howard Stern was getting a lot of kudos and thumbs-up from listeners this morning about the Wheel of Beetlejuice segment which aired last night on the E! Channel and featured Layla Jade. One caller-in said it certainly beat the Asian hookers down the street he was generally used to dealing with. Stern agreed stating that most whores are “gross” but that Jade and Isabella Soprano who was also on the show were hot. It was also noted that a lot of girls doing porn nowadays are of Playmate caliber. Stern also said Jenna Jameson is one of the best-looking chicks he’s seen. “I should have done her [Jameson] when I had the chance,” said Stern. “I was married at the time. I had her in the trailer. I think she wanted it. She says now she did. But I didn’t act on it.”

As an example of what Stern was talking about, another caller-in brought up Savanna Samson. “She used to be a dancer at Scores then all of a sudden she started doing porn,” said Stern. “She’s one of the hottest chicks I ever saw.” The caller said he always wondered what Britney Spears looked naked and that Samson was a dead ringer. Stern agreed. “I always wanted to bang her [Samson] too,” Stern added. “There’s a laundry list. She’s married and has a kid.” The caller said Samson’s husband was very weird. “Yeah, but you know how we all think,” Stern continued. “Every guy’s weird.””

The caller hastened to remind Stern that when your girl “is getting it in a bad place [anal], you shake the guy’s hand while he’s doing it.” The caller was referring to an incident with Rocco when Samson’s husband shook the Italian Stallion’s hands after he buttfucked his wife. “It doesn’t get any weirder than that.” Stern said the caller had a point.