Porn Valley- Joanna Angel was the early bird special to the Adam Carolla Show Wednesday morning. So early, if you got up 7:30 in the morning to tune in, ya already missed it. Angel said she was happy to be on the show but was upset because of all the trouble in the Middle East.

“You’re a porn star- what do you care about that,” said Carolla. “You worry about your own little part of Van Nuys.”

“I’m afraid that if the Hezbollah doesn’t release the two kidnapped Israeli soldiers any time soon, it could spark more regional war and destabilize the area,” Angel went on to say. “It’s really scary.”

Carolla was inclined to think that nothing Angel was saying was hot.

“I’m just hoping that UN Secretary general Kofi Annan calls for…” Angel then got flustered apparently with all the turbulence going with the script she was reading from. She was excused particularly with Ariel Sharon being sick as well.

“With an international peace keeping force that will be sent to southern Lebanon, there’s just a lot going on,” she continued. “It’s really scary.”

Carolla laughed that Angel was killing all the wood in the room with the political talk.

Carolla observed that Angel was petite with a solid C-plus cup.

“They seem to be real as well.” Angel said they are. Besides being an adult film star, Carolla noted that Angel was an entrepreneur.

“Director-writer-producer…”

“I do many things,” said Angel. “I’m a woman of many trades.”

“You have a BA in English from Rutgers university?” Carolla asked surprised.

“I do,” said Angel.

“How many people in your industry have a BA from Rutgers?” Carolla asked. “I know Randy West does. But other than him?

“I don’t run into people I went to college with in the industry,” Angel said dryly.

“No sorority gals from Rutgers?” Carolla continued.

Angel said she never went to one sorority or frat party.

“You’re sort of gothy, right?” he further asked.

“I’m a punk-rock girl,” answered Angel. “I spent most of my time in college hanging out with all the losers that weren’t in college.”

Carolla was curious if Angel looked at the adult industry as the ultimate form of rebellion.

“I’ve been rebelling for a really long time,” said Angel. ” I think I tried to get my rebellion out of my system when I was in high school. I just want to have a good time. This is a lot of fun. I get to travel. I get to meet unique people. I get to do dirty things on camera. I get to meet interesting people and do dirty things to them and I just think this is really a fun job and I want to be here forever.” Among sex toys, Carolla asked Angel if there’s been a likeness made of her.

“Do you have a replica of your private parts?”

Angel said she was working on it.

“So someone can take your parts home and do God knows what to them,” Carolla suggested.

“We’re getting there,” Angel laughed.

Carolla’s idea was to come up with a porno-tard, like a Spiderman’s outfit, except it’s a rendition of your favorite porn star.

“I don’t think that sounds like a good idea,” said Angel. “I can’t see women really wanting to use that.” Carolla’s argument is that you get your Joanna Angel porno-tard then get yourself a cheap prostitute for $50 and pay her an extra $10 to put the outfit on.

“Sixty bucks- you didn’t spend much but look at all the pleasure you got.”

If given the choice between her man fucking a Jenna Jameson vagina or asking her to put on a porno-tard suit, Angel said she’d be more offended if he asked her to put the suit on.

“I’d much rather him be banging a piece of plastic,” she said. “That would make me a lot more comfortable.”

Taking a cue from the actors’ studio, Carolla & Co, asked Angel a number of questions. According to Angel, her favorite word is purple. Asked what turns her on creatively, spiritually and emotionally, Angel had to laugh at that one.

“I’m really into using objects as sex toys,” she said. “I think it’s a lot harder to take things from around your house or in your kitchen or in your bathroom and start sticking them in you.”

“Like an encyclopedia?” Carolla asked.

“Like spoons and forks,” said Angel. Carolla thought produce was a myth.

“Not food,” according to Angel who suggested ketchup bottles. “I think it’s fun to be creative.”

Carolla played a game with Angel called name that poon where listeners were invited to identify what porn stars were moaning in a movie. The choices offered were Jenna Jameson, Tera Patrick or Angel. During the course of the game, Angel got naked and Carolla compared her to a little Winona Ryder.

“Not the porn body type you normally see, but petite, natural and beautiful.”

Carolla said he liked Angel on a personal level but scanning the box of Joanna’s Angels he commented on the tattoos and piercings “and people spitting on each other.”

“I don’t find that erotic,” he said. “I got to admit- I don’t like danger involved with my porn. I’m not interested in the exchange of potential disease from one gal to the next. I know it’s up a lot of guys’ alley. They like the edgy-stuff. They like the rock n’ roll stuff. They like the gothy stuff. They like the tats and the swapping of fluids.”

“People want to direct porn because they want to bring their sexual fantasies to life,” said Angel. “And they actually go through the effort of getting a job where they can do that sort of thing. I’m putting in my movies what I think is hot.” Carolla said he’d like to get into porn directing so he could do his movie about guys who just watch TiVo.