Las Vegas- We hear things. And one thing we hear or at least know for sure, Chef Jeff of KSEX can’t be Irish because he certainly doesn’t have the luck of ’em. At least from what we’ve seen by chronicling his adventures in recent weeks. Jeff was in town along with his black dick Kobe to attend both the Internext and AEE shows but thinks he’ll now high tail it out judging by what happened to him the other night. “It’s kind of sad when your dildo gets more action than you do,” Jeff said. But that’s not his reason for leaving.
Jeff already has one busted car window to his credit in recent weeks with a list of suspects shorter than a rat’s thumbnail. And with the law of averages certainly not working in his favor, Jeff just added another window with a stereo to his bad luck boxscore. Monday night Jeff went to an amateur party thrown by a couple named Anna and Bruce. When he got back to his hotel, The Tuscany Suites, Jeff parked his car in what he thought was a primo spot. “I thought it was a great spot- not 50 steps from the hotel lobby.”
But later, when Jeff walked out to his car, he noticed the window down, or so he thought. “I thought to myself I couldn’t have been that drunk. I’d never leave my window down.” As he got closer there were shards of glass everywhere with the front window busted with the whole center console being ripped out. Jeff said it had to have happened between 2am and 6am.
“I don’t know what my bad luck with car windows is this year,” he said. “Other than that the show was fine but a little lower than years past. I thought I had a blowjob scene lined up yesterday but the girl backed out because I didn’t have a piece of ass with me for her husband to bone so she turned it down.” Jeff said he had second thoughts Monday about coming out to Vegas, that he had a bad feeling, but figured what-the-fuck, he’d do some stories for his news website. “I dragged my ass and came to the show. This is what I get.” Jeff said he’ll be doing his regularly scheduled KSEX show tomorrow night from the KSEX studios.