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Zupko Spotting and Jesus Juice

Porn Valley- After taking more than a two-month hiatus from shooting, award-winning director Thomas Zupko is back in the director’s- chair-bigger and better than ever. “I took a break just to get away from the Valley,” Zupko explains, “gained ten pounds, worked on a feature script, started developing some new ideas, and just cruised around Cali.”

Although his initial project for E.A., Lisa Ann Defiled, fell through the cracks (no pun intended) for reasons the lunatic auteur would only say were due to “problems,” (whose-the star’s, the director’s, or a combination of both–is anyone’s guess) the controversial XXX impresario emerged from his cave last week with a brand-spanking-new series, a brand-spanking-new feature script, and a brand-spanking-new perspective on smut and life.

“Pornography is great. It’s a lot of human beings in the biz and the world that suck,” is the new commandment the madman bequeaths to the masses “Having said that, I now know who my friends are and I feel empowered, as if I’ve been reborn. Wait ’til you see what Extreme has in store in the upcoming months!”

Zupko’s first gonzo series for Extreme, Ass Squirt, will be, according to Zupko, a combination “old school, new school” based around “Catholic girls, ass juice, and Big Wet Asses-esque anal sex. Basically what happens is that Christian broads go into the confessional booth and tell the priest that they are achieving orgasm from their asses, that cum is squirting out of their shitholes like Ol’ Faithful. They wonder if it’s ‘unnatural and a sin’. Needless to say, our friendly-neighborhood deviant priest must know more and says that it’s ‘God’s will’ that he bear witness to this aberrant act firsthand. ‘My child, you have been touched by the Lord!’ I call the stuff ‘Jesus Juice’,which, needless to say, is also Volume 1’s subtitle.”

Ass Squirt “Jesus Juice” will star Extreme contract girl Paris Gables, Rebecca Steele, Amber Rayne, and Missy Monroe, and is due for a mid-September release.

Following his holy excursion into dirty butt sex, Zupko will begin pre-production on Before The Days of Whore, the prequel to his multi-award-winning, critically-acclaimed Extreme Associates debut, In The Days of Whore, released more than five years ago, which went on to achieve almost legendary status. “I’ve been working on the script for more than a month now and it’s far more intense than Days.” Zupko says excitedly, “Tom Byron and Paris will star and it will feature some of the wildest sex, darkest imagery, and the best dialogue I think I have ever written. Rob (Black, Extreme CEO) is very excited about it and I hope to create the first-true ‘feature-gonzo.’ The whole Extreme team will be a part of it. I also hope to bring in some of the best talent in the business, including my right hand men Slain Wayne and Glen Barren. I think it will be pretty good.. Then I can walk into the ocean and die, and maybe retire, while the rest of the world blows itself up, which is kinda’ what the flick is all about, current events notwithstanding.”

Black said that Before The Days of Whore will be a two-disc set, which will also include the original In The Days of Whore, re-mastered and re-cut.

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