Porn Valley- Charlie Laine, www.clubcharlie.com was a guest on the Adam Carolla show last week. It was announced that Laine would be at the Sturgis motorcycle rally this Thursday. Carolla assumed Sturgis was the biggest motorcycle rally in the world. According to Laine over 250,000 people show up.

“It’s gone on for quite some time but it’s taken on a more commercial vibe over the last few years- a little more legitimate,” said Carolla. Laine was also excited about the fact that she had backstage passes to a Tom Petty concert.

“I’m super-stoked about that, then on the 10th we have a party from 10 am to 6 pm which is also a bike show and lingerie fashion show with all the Penthouse Pets,” said Laine. Carolla seemed to be of the belief that Elton John played Sturgis a couple of years ago.

“Am I making that up?” he asked. “I remember talking about it. It blew my mind.” Carolla pictured John wearing a sequined Dodger uniform and being gang-raped by a band of Hell’s Angels. Other than that, Laine will be signing autographs and presumably not being gang raped. She was described as petite with ample bosoms for a small woman.

“They actually grew after I started birth control,” said Laine. “Thank God-no babies and boobs.”

“You look like you’ve got a little Asian in you,” Carolla told her. Laine said she’s heard that quite a bit but is actually Italian and German. While Carolla said he enjoyed porn he didn’t appreciate the chicks you could spot from the other side of the river.

“You see them with the tats and the piercings, they look real sharp-edge, they look e like the Japanese anime,” he said. “I like the girl next door. Sweeter.” Carolla inferred that Laine looked like that type.

“I’m a small town Wisconsin girl,” said Laine. Asked how a small town girl got into porn, Laine said she had done swimwear modeling for awhile and had her profile up on onemodelplace.com.

“I got an e-mail from an agent saying I can guarantee you magazine work- Hustler, Cheri, Penthouse,” Laine was told.

“I had always wanted to be in magazines,” said Laine. “I just did not have the self-confidence to do it naked. I stared at that e-mail for three weeks. Like, you know what, I’m 5’3″. I don’t want to do mainstream. It’s like cattle. You go in and producers have their pick of whatever girl they want. So I was like, give it a shot. So I came out here and shot with photographers like Suze Randall, Earl Miller, Stephen Hicks- I worked with all of them. They told me I was beautiful. I heard all this wonderful stuff about myself that I never heard before. I was, like, why not? And I had never been asked for my phone number. I had always been the girl who chased the guy.”

Laine said back in high school she was an ugly duckling, fuzzy eyebrows and braces.

“I really wasn’t into myself yet,” she continued. “I hadn’t grown into becoming pretty, I guess.”

“Was it that every smokin’ hot chick was formally a disaster in high school?” Carolla wanted to know. “How does that work? I never believe it. Look at you.” Laine insisted she was a disaster.

Laine noted that she posed for Barely Legal when she was just barely legal.

“That’s when most of my magazine work was done- when I was 18, 19,” said Laine. Carolla said most of his magazine work was done at that age as well, but of another nature. In some kind of contest that got Laine naked, callers-in were then asked to identify the difference between a motorcycle and vibrator judging by its name. [For instance, Kingpin is a motorcycle, not a vibrator. Night Rod is a motorcycle, as well, whereas Thunder Cat is a vibrator.]

A caller-in asked if he could be a fluffer for Laine because he was out of work. Laine said fluffers don’t exist at all.

“I guess now it’s go on to Viagra,” she said. “I don’t do guys on camera but I’ve never seen a guy have a fluffer before.

Carolla imagined that fluffing would be a bitter pill to swallow.

“Like if you found out that your little girl got into hardcore pornography,” he mused. “That would be a little disappointing- but if you found out she was on the fluffing end of the business. I feel that way every time I go to a strip club and I see the poor chick come out and wipe down the glass and the pole in between dancers. Worse than walk in and seeing your daughter on stage is watching her with a Windex bottle mopping up.”

It was noted that Laine could be proud of her because she’s been nominated for a best solo scene.

One guy called in guessing that Venom Warrior was a vibrator and Laine wondered how anybody in their right mind would have thought that was a vibrator.