Hungary- It shouldn’t come as a big surprise to regular readers that Playmate and panty-free media slut Anna Kelemen might have a few skeletons in her closet, and that those skeletons would at some point spread ’em wide for the cameras. And indeed, over the past few days, there has been a frenzy of tabloid tittle-tattle about whether or not Kelemen used to be not just a brainless tab strumpet, but an actual, er, “movie actress” as well.

Which is pretty strange, given that there seems to be rock-hard proof – though perhaps not for long – of her former entertainment career available for free on the Internet. The five-minute video is what is known as a “leg casting shoot” – the lowest rung in the porn ladder, in which some French geek with a camcorder invites a girl into his apartment to show him her wares. So, if you have 80 MB of disk space to spare, and aren’t stranded in a cubicle somewhere not in Hungary where watching porn on company time isn’t a-okay, you too can match the tattoos and the moles to the modern-day Annácska. If not, you aren’t missing much, because what we see of AK’s bod is not all a-okay, and includes not just awful cellulite and filthy feet.

Back story: April 14, 2006: Just two weeks after she stunned the world of Hungarian pseudo-celebrity by revealing that she is not as stupid as she pretends to be, Playmate Anna Kelemen has made public two more of her secrets to success and happiness: adultery, and abortion. “I find him very imposing, a really strong personality who almost possesses me,” Kelemen told Színes bulvár lap about her current boyfriend, who she started humping while going out with someone else, which she says she’s “not proud of.”

Meanwhile, of her recent abortion, she says she thought “a long time about keeping the baby,” but then decided that, at 25, fuck it, who needs the responsibility. Still, she admits to feeling some regret. “Though the operation was quick and painless, I felt as if a piece of my heart had been ripped out.” Maybe it was just her brain.