Porn Valley- With Tom Cruise sitting in the owner’s box Monday night, the Washington Redskins played like a bunch of Scientologists, losing by three points to the Minnesota Vikings. That was one more loss for me. Then the Oakland Raiders who had been banned from Monday night football games since 2003 because they suck so bad, got a reprieve and showed a national audience that nothing’s changed. Oakland lost to San Diego 27-0 and I got another loss.

But anyway you dealt the cards this weekend, the six of wands came up in Serenity’s Tarot deck. With a 12-4 record, Serenity ties Dan Davis for the Adultfyi football pool lead after Week One. And here’s how the standings look.

Serenity from www.serenity.net, 12-4; Dan Davis from Genesis Magazine, 12-4; Sean from Porn Legends, www.pornlegends.com, 11-5; Steve Seidman, 11-5; Mike Dickinson, 11-5; Brian aka Plus One, 10-6; Gene Ross, 9-7; Shannon from Adult DVD Empire, 9-7; Ryan from Jerry’s Deli, 9-7; John Gray, 9-7; Brian Wallace, 9-7; Billy the Crystal, 8-8; Steve Lane, 8-8, Harry Weiss, 8-8; Big Ty from Jerry’s Deli, 8-8; Mike Fattorosi, 8-8; Steve Volponi, 7-9; Wankus, 6-10; Steve from Xbiz, 6-10; Sandy Bunz, 6-10, Karl the Birdman, 6-10