Porn Valley- Before Ava Rose got to come on as a guest on The Wanker Show Wednesday night, Wankus was talking about a party he attended at Mika Tan’s new house.

“They got a fucking super nice house,” he reported. “Let me tell you right now- it’s all the fuckin’ double-anal shit that Mika did in her career that bought the huge house they [Tan and Alec Knight] live in? Tyler [Faith], you’re doing double-anal, baby.” Co-host Sunny Lane said that Knight was on one of her shoots recently and was fucking some newbie 20 year-old.

“He’s always fun,” she said.

Wankus mentioned that he just had Mia Rose on recently and didn’t realize she and Ava were sisters.

“I never put that together,” he said. Asked what she was up to, Lane said she went to Forbidden City to attend Taylor Wane’s party last week.

“Taylor was having fun and we had a great time.” Lane said there were a lot of industry people there and a lot of new people to the business.

“I think some new guys have emerged as well,” she added. Lane said she attended another party, this one for New Sensations.

“Everybody was there,” she reported. “Everybody was moving and grooving and dancing and drinking.” Lane alluded to a “ruckus” and said someone got in trouble for showing booby. Lane assumed there were some civilian people at the party who complained to security. Lane then started talking about some Ron Jeremy charity benefit for kids she attended at BB King’s, but Wankus didn’t let her get a word in to explain what that was all about. Lane also mentioned that she ran into actor Jeff Conaway there and Wankus said he knew Conaway from when Conaway was dating Ginger Lynn. Wankus said Conaway used to call him all the time but disappeared.

“He stopped sucking Ginger Lynn’s ass now he doesn’t call me any more,” he said. “I hooked him up with Ginger; now I’m not a friend any more when she dumps him.” Nonetheless, Lane said Conaway was with either a wife or a girlfriend named Vickie.

“Does Vickie know he was slobbering on porn star pussy?” Wankus asked. Lane reported that Conaway was also with her at the Arrow Productions Deep Throat fashion show, www.arrowfreedom.com in July at Universal City.

What was particularly disturbing, said Wankus, is that he called Lane the other day and she put her father on the phone. According to Wankus, Lane’s father was talking up all the good sex she has on DVD’s- which might have been a little exaggerated because Lane’s father had just seen the KSEX games 2 DVD.

“And he wants to help us with KSEX Games 3- that’s funny,” laughed Wankus. Lane explained that her parents are totally cool people and that she’s fortunate to have the family she has.

“They support me and that’s a good thing,” she said. Wankus was getting the impression from some of Lane’s comments that her parents were getting it on during Wankus’ blowjob scene on the DVD.

“That’s messing with my head,” he said. Lane roared because Wankus was twisting elements of what she was trying to say to make it sound like her parents were getting it on.

On another front, Lane noted that at the Beverly Center, September 22nd and 23rd, “They’re going to be showing 3D sexual films.” Lane said she wanted to check that out as well. During the course of conversation, Mary Carey called in but Wankus somehow disconnected her. Lane wondered if Carey was still running for governor. Carey then text messaged Wankus saying that she wanted to come on the show and bring Chyna. Wankus said he met Chyna at a party and called her Beaker from the Muppets because she was being a cunt.

Carey then connected again with Wankus saying that she wanted to come on, that things in the past couple of weeks got out of control.

“I heard that you’re not with Harold- you finally broke up,” said Wankus who then asked Carey if Chyna was okay coming on with the show after the last experience she had with him.

“That night she was so fucked up she probably doesn’t remember me,” he said. Carey then said something about tricking Chyna into coming on the show. Wankus asked Carey if she was going to be in Miami for the Dolphins game this weekend. Carey said she was going to be in Vegas and Wankus said Tyler Faith was dancing at the Spearmint Rhino in West Palm, supposedly Carey’s favorite place to dance.

“You’re going to love it there,” Carey told him. “It’s a good crowd and better than any of the Spearmint Rhinos out here [in Los Angeles].” Carey also shot a movie with Tyler Faith and Wankus asked when it was coming out. Carey thought in about three weeks. Carey also said something about being drunk during a scene she shot with Steven St. Croix with her yelling out in the middle of it, “Where’s my cocktail?”

Lane then resumed her conversation about doing a Hustler shoot for Suze Randall with Lacie Heart.

“Didn’t she recently retire?” Lane asked about Heart. Wankus said with Heart you don’t know that there were rumors about her and Scott Nails; and with Bubba Franks.

“Everyone has a different story on this,” said Wankus about Heart’s rumored retirements. “I don’t even want to say yes or no. I hear different things all the time. She is with Vivid. She isn’t with Vivid. She’s getting married to Scott Nails. She isn’t getting married to Scot Nails. Who the fuck knows? The funny thing is she works here and I still don’t know anything about her!”

Lane was talking about a scene she did with Kris Slater where she had a hot dog bun wrapped around his cock. And Wankus told her how Slater was on KSEX one night and shot a load in six seconds with the help of Katrina Kraven.

“It was a contest to see who can come the fastest and who gave the best head,” Wankus explained. “Obviously Katrina Kraven’s going to win because she can give some serious head.” Wankus said he found that out personally but the point of the story was that Slater has to be some kind of whiz to be able to do scenes and keep it back for hours yet shoot on command like that in seconds.

“This guy is definitely a pro- that’s amazing,” he said.