In the immortal words of Joe Theisman, Week 3 is almost here but we’re going to have to wait a couple of days.

With some major uncertainties looming in the NFL shedule, this week presents a number of thorny games that could go either way. Like the Bears vs. Minnesota. With the way things have been going, how do you pick that game? To answer those and other pertinent questions, this week’s guest prognosticator is Sean from Porn Legends, www.pornlegends.com.

Looking over Sean’s picks and his reasons for doing so, immediate thoughts come to mind. Was Sean aware that the Lions were re-activating Yale Lary to do the punting? That Y.A. Title would be backing up Eli Manning this Sunday? That concrete Charlie Bednarek would be spelling the injured Jevon Kearse for the Eagles? And strong rumor is that Green Bay might be bringing in Tobin Rote as backup for Brett Fav-ruh. And coach Joe Gibb was overheard to say about Billy Kilmer: he’s old but at least it’s an extra man on the roster.