NYC- As soon as porn star, Jessica Jaymes came into the studio, Artie recalled how she was almost in [the movie] “Beer League,” but their communication about her role broke down and they found someone else for the bachelor party scene. Jessica said she remembered the offer, but asked Artie the name of the movie and if it was released in theaters. Howard then wondered why Jessica, a former teacher, got into porn, and she said it was because teaching didn’t pay her enough money. Jessica also noted she used to do just girl-girl scenes in porn, but decided to have sex with men on film in order to “prolong” her career.
Jessica said she did legitimate modeling after she left her job as a teacher, and was eventually asked to star in an adult movie, which she agreed to do. In addition, Jessica claimed she once had sex with the father of one of her students, a man she noted she met while she was a stripper, and got to know through parent-teacher conferences. Gary then asked Jessica if she had any ties with Dave Navarro, but she replied they were just friends. Although Howard said he thought she and Dave were together, Jessica insisted she never did anything sexual with him.
For her latest film, Jessica reported she was following in the footsteps of her friend, Tabitha Stevens, by getting her rectum bleached for her first, on-screen anal scene. As Jessica demonstrated how she applies the cream needed to bleach herself, Artie wondered how she was able to see back there in order to do the job. Given this, Howard showed Artie what position he needed to be in to view himself, but, when Artie tried it, he reported he was too fat to contort his body in that way.
Jessica mentioned she had 17 piercings, and proceeded to show Howard the ones in her tongue, finger, nipples and “hood.” Howard then asked why men in pornos needed to have big penises, but Jessica didn’t know. Jessica wenton to say she works with just a few men in porn, and that she prefers men who are married because they’re “less creepy.” This led Artie to say, though, that he would have thought men who were married and had sex with other women for a living would be creepier to her than men who were single.
As Jessica was preparing for a ride on the Sybian, she reported she weighed 116 pounds and stood 5’7″. Jessica then showed off the tattoos she had – including one on her finger that read “DAD” – before bending over to reveal the results of her bleach job. Sgt. Keith Manning, a friend of the show who recently served two terms of duty in Iraq, also came into the studio to watch the ride. Before it took place, however, Sgt. Manning called Iraq “an absolute mess” and recommended the government look into getting our troops out of the country as soon as possible.
When Jessica got on the Sybian, Artie left his seat and moved toward the machine for a better look. Jessica then gave Artie permission to touch her breasts, and, upon doing so, he reported it was the first time he was able to touch a woman on the show “guilt free.” Sgt. Manning then pointed out if Iraqis were allowed to see women like Jessica, he didn’t think there’d be as much violence in the country as there was. Sgt. Manning added there was a chance he’d be sent back to Iraq, noting he was allowed to leave because he got diabetes from all the stress he endured while in Iraq.
Gary proceeded to turn on the Sybian, and quickly brought Jessica to orgasm. After her ride ended, Jessica explained she “couldn’t think of words” to describe her experience on the Sybian, while Artie referred to it as “the best ride ever.” Although Jessica said she was “good” following her ride, she agreed to ride the Sybian again, this time with an attachment that she noted was “inside” herself. Gary then worked the machine up to full blast, which caused Jessica to have another explosive orgasm.