Porn Valley- Like her bra cup, Lynn Lemay, www.lynnlemay.com and her production company got a lot of play when she visited KSEX last week. Lemay was a guest on the Distorted Reality show which is co-hosted by Flexxx and Jew Hefner.

“That is a huge bra,” Flexxx had to tell Lemay. According to Lemay you can buy those bras at a little shop in Beverly Hills.

“They’re pre-made,” said Lemay. “These are the ones that Howard Hughes made for Jane Russell.” Lemay went on to tell how the store is run by little old ladies with measuring tapes around their necks. Asked if she had back trouble with her tits, Lemay said no, that she’s had that size since 1991.

“They’re nice and settled into my body.” Lemay claims she had the biggest boobs in the industry for about a week until Wendy Whoppers and Lisa Lipps showed up on the scene. Flexxx commented that you could fight the British with Lemay’s bra by hurling fire balls at them. Lemay then displayed the easy access of the bra in the event that you wanted to suck some titty.

Lemay was on the show to promote her first movie Phoenix: Risen from the Ashes from her company LeMayzing Enterprises. She said with everyone who joins her website in September, they get a free copy of the movie. Or if they buy the movie, they get a month on the website. Lemay said if you went to www.lynnlemay.com/dvd you could see the unedited pictures from the movie.

“These are the ones before we fixed them- the raw pictures.” Lemay said one of the pix captured sperm flying through the air.

“We had a makeup artist on the set that got drunk on the set and went bam-bam-bam during the cum shot- it gave us the pictures. And she got the picture of a lifetime. It made the movie fun.”

Lemay admitted it was her first movie and she had no idea what she was doing. Asked how may she’s performed in, Lemay said between Easter Sunday of 1988 and now, 409. Lemay also pointed out that when she was shooting, there may have been 30 performers in the business.

“I was in everything- I had no morals. If you offered me a job and there was a paycheck at the end of it, and it was in a movie, I did it.” Lemay said she did anal but commented that guys aren’t as “talented” as they used to be.

“It’s not about style any more- I get fucked and I don’t even get kissed, now. It used to be where they’d kiss you and they’d rub it and they’d open you up. And they put some lube in there. Now it’s bend over, spread your cheeks and stuff it up in there. What fun is that? Nobody cums but them. We had reason to have sex. We had a story that gave us reason to have sex. And when you were done having sex, there was an out. It was a kiss or a goodbye. It’s not like that any more. The minute the cum hits the face it’s over.”

Flexxx asked Lemay that if he gave her the names of three guys, could she pick the one she hasn’t had sex with.

“I was sober in every one of my movies,” she answered. “I have a scary memory.”

The subject got back to features and Lemay said that was one of the reasons she started her company.

“I’m shooting classic porn,” she noted. Jew Hefner was wondering if the younger porn crowd would embrace features or was that the province of the older generation. Lemay said she was shooting for people in their Forties and up.”They remember me- they have a way of remembering porn that’s a little different than the guys now,” she stated.

“God forbid I would have a boyfriend nowadays who watched porn.” Lemay said today’s girls are taking it in ways that are unheard of.

“Imagine being the girlfriend lying next to him while he comes back from the Internet. Gee, man, can I bukkake this bitch?” Lemay admitted she didn’t know what a bukkake was before she was told.

“I cringed.”

Lemay also made mention of Jon-Jon, a male performer who’s worked for her.

“This man can rock a girl,” she said.

“He’s a nice dude, too,” agreed Hefner. “He’s not a jackass.”

“He’s 25 and sweet and a body to fuckin die for,” Lemay went on.

Hefner was of the opinion that audiences between 18-28 want their porn snappy and fast.

“They don’t give a shit about anything; their values are fucked up,” he said. It was Lemay’s opinion that porn has a responsibility.

“We tell them what is sexy and erotic. It’s our job and I think we’re screwing it up some times.” Hefner said he was 35 and Lemay said she’s got 9 years on him but doesn’t have a problem with her age.

“I’m a true GILF,” she proclaimed. Lemay has nine grandchildren.

“I’m the hottest grandma you could ever have.” According to Lemay, her one daughter and son-in-law work for her.

“My middle daughter is in the military- she’s now got a job with a big corporation doing airplane-stuff.”

Lemay said that daughter inducted her into Ray Pistol’s The Legends of Erotica this past January.

“She got on stage and read a thing she had written by herself- she had Bill Margold crying. It was so cool. As I was putting my boobs in cement my daughter is giving this speech about what it’s like to be a daughter of porn. Because of me she grew up as a child of porn.” Lemay said she also has a 14 year-old niece that asks her questions.

“I’m glad she has someone to ask.” To that extent Lemay said she was trying to be a better role model than someone who fucks for a living. Besides that, she also said she doesn’t see what the problem is about using condoms.

“It feels the same to me- I’ve been fucked a few times.” Lemay and Hefner got on the subject of monogamy.

“I’m supposed to be one of the hottest best fucks in the world,” sighed Lemay, citing magazines. “I’ve had men cheat on me left and right with the ugliest chicks. Oh man is that bad for my ego!” Flexxx explained that as a man-thing and not to take it personally.

“It’s like having a good lasagna every fucking day of your life.”

“Then get a better looking girl than me,” said Lemay. “Don’t get one that’s ugly.”

Lemay made mention of the fact that there’s a guy in Santa Monica who lives across the way from where she does.

“I swear to God for a year we’ve been looking into each other’s room,” she wert on. “There was a woman underneath, bedding down the other night, making all this noise. We were both standing in our windows at the same time. It was the first time we’ve come face-to-face. He’s hot. I know he’s looking at me sometimes. I can feel it.”

Lemay also let it be known that she walks around her place naked.

Getting back to her movie, Lemay said it was a hard shoot and that it was shot in a couple of days.

“I had to do Annie Body’s scene back here in LA; and I have two scenes that I didn’t use- we’re going to save those for later.” Lemay explained that it took about two months in the edit bay to assemble.

“It was my first one,” she said. “I wanted it to be completely hands on. I wrote it. I produced it. I hired the people. I starred in it. I put my name on it.”

Lemay was offering some commentary on the stills as though it was from a family album including a discussion of Annie Body’s bush and the fact that she squirted on Lemay during a scene; Lemay mentioned that in her opinion she likes her own legs.

“I’d fuck me,” she said.

Asked if she’s done d.p.’s, Lemay said she’s done two.

“Two? Out of 409?” said Flexxx. “Wow.”

Lemay let that comment slide, and Hefner asked why she’s subtitling her movie Risen from the Ashes.

“Because in the beginning I looked at the film and went, ooooooooh, I didn’t know what to do with it,” Lemay replied. “This is what rose from it. It’s a beautiful thing that rose from what I didn’t know what to do with. And it’s also my career.” Lemay noted that she retired and this is, essentially, her comeback.