Porn Valley- A very wound up Lisa Ann came on KSEX Monday night and reported among other thing that she was in love and seeing someone in the business. But she wouldn’t say who it was other than he was older than her. Being a wiseass, Wankus asked if it was Gene Ross.

Talking a blue streak, Lisa Ann noted that she’s had her tits re-done. She went from silicone to saline, she said. Checking off her laundry list of things to talk about, Lisa Ann reported that she was on the cover of Private Dancer magazine. Wankus said it was one of the first covers of that magazine that was attractive.

“And I really like this magazine, but they do pick some horrible covers,” he laughed. Lisa Ann mentioned that she got to pick her own pictures and Wankus said that figured.

“You don’t look 84 like you really are in real life,” he laughed. “The natural girl next door-shit; they don’t realize you’re the home wrecker next door.”

“I am the home wrecker and very proud of it,” Lisa Ann commented. Wankus brought up a party where she was in search of a black cock.

“Every guy you were hooking up with was a black guy, right?” According to Wankus, Derek at LA Direct made a comment that Lisa might want to get together with a black guy who wasn’t the bus boy. There was also a mention of the LA Lakers and Wankus asked her if she was having sex with a black guy on the team.

“I am not- I’m just a Lakers fan,” Lisa Ann said. Apparently she also had something on her list about why porn is better than high school.

“You know the drama in high school?” she asked. “How girls are so catty? Believe, me, guys out there. We’re not having pillow fights. You’re doing a scene with some girl who actually despises you behind your back. But she’s eating you out. It’s very interesting.” Lisa Ann also talked about high school drop outs who had kids, are now single moms with 16 year-old kids.

“You get into porn and you see all the girls who didn’t make it past ninth grade,” she laughed. Another subject for discussion was friends in porn and Lisa Ann said she has a hard time understanding why you don’t make real friends in porn.

“You’re on set with a girl, you socialize with her and in a year she’s talking shit about you behind your back- what’s that all about?” Wankus said he’s even heard shit about her from other people. Lisa Ann said everyone talks shit about her but she’s not here to make friends on set.

“But if I’m nice to you on set I’m not talking about you behind your back,” she emphasized. “I’m cool like that.” Wankus brought up the subject of “privates,” and Lisa Ann noted there’s been a lot of talk on the Internet about her doing them.

“I don’t do privates,” she stated. “I have a private life where I do things in private.” Lisa Ann went on to say she was wearing green because of all the money owed to her. Then she went on to announce the fact that she would be working at the Spearmint Rhino in downtown LA, November 30, December 1st and 2nd.

“I need to make a point,” she continued. “When you work in LA, a lot of the girls in the industry come to your shows. And they’re haters. But they come so they can talk shit about your shows. So, for everyone that hates me please show up.” A MILF discussion was also on her list and Lisa Ann said it bothered her because she doesn’t have kids.

“And there are girls who look younger than me that have kids- so why aren’t they the MILF’s and I’m just your every day porn slut?” She’s taking the month of October off, and Wankus asked if that was because she wasn’t getting any work.

“I’m fuckin fried- it’s just too much,” she said, noting that she came to pay a social call and because she cares about KSEX. Wankus mentioned that the last tine Lisa Ann was on KSEX she went off on a random moment [and there were many as well Monday night] about the mini burgers at Denny’s.

“So we called the local Denny’s, ordered some and they never brought them.”

During the month of November, she’ll be dancing at Heartbreakers in Columbia, South Carolina; and the Boise, Idaho Spearmint Rhino. Lisa Ann then brought up another story where she was at a club dancing on the bar.

“It’s like seven feet off the ground, the place is dirty- it was Gallagher’s in New York,” she continued. “I said to the manager on my first day, hey, listen. Tomorrow I’m going to the Village, give me your shoe size, I’ll buy you some drag shoes 7-inches high. You dance on the bar for a song. If you’re cool with it I’ll dance on the bar for the rest of the week.” Wankus imagined they must have loved her there.

Wankus then mentioned that Lisa Ann and boxer Vinnie Paz had a phone sex-thing going on and that Vinnie came to see her in Vegas. Paz is Tyler Faith’s former fiance, and Lisa Ann said she met him when they were engaged ten years ago.

“He’s a lot shorter that I remember,” she said. According to Lisa Ann, she and Vinnie Paz never hooked up. she was asked why not.

“My height requirement is six feet tall, are you kidding me?” Other than that, Lisa Ann said she simply wasn’t interested.

“I don’t want to be with Tyler’s ex,” she added.

“You were saying earlier that you had four bounced checks from Defiance Films,” Wankus said, referring to an earlier conversation they had.

“It was one check that continued to bounce,” said Lisa Ann, noting that she was working with LA Direct at the time and that other talents’ checks were bouncing as well.

“Someone needed to handle this,” she continued. “I called and I said I’m going to your bank and I will create a scene inside of your bank until someone gives me the money, not just for my check, but everyone’s checks from the office. I would have taken my clothes off in that bank.” Lisa Ann said she proceeded to sit Indian-style on the floor in the bank.

“Call this man- get me my money now.” According to Lisa Ann Keith O’Connor came down.

“He did a forward lean on some money he doesn’t have to get me the cash to get me out of the bank. I walked out of there with cash- mission accomplished.” Lisa Ann thinks the drama at the bank might have extended four hours.