Going into Week 7 who’d ever figure that The Crystal would be up on me by a game? But that’s the dilemma I’m facing in a weekend that features ballbusters and nose pickers at every turn. Normally you’d go with the Jets over Detroit. No question. And that’s where I’m leaning. But the Jets are 30th in the league in total defense and Nick the Switch always tells me Lions after the 7th week particularly if Detroit’s in the World Series, simultaneously. What to do. What to do. And, normally, the Eagles are a given over Tampa Bay. But the way the refs played the game against The Birds last week in New Orleans proves that McNabb and company are vulnerable against interference penalties that don’t get called. Still, I’m looking for Philly to rebound.
Pittsburgh at Atlanta? It took Might Ben four games to throw his first TD pass. But Atlanta is running its ass off out of the backfield. get this the Falcons have 400 more yards rushing than any other NFL team. I want to pick Atlanta so bad but Sal the Fish says Pittsburgh does particularly well in cities that end with vowels.
Here’s another stat to consider: Seattle has won 12 straight at home so does that mean they’re ripe for the Vikes? Yikes. Not to forget the fact that TO’s in prime time this week against the Giants, a situation that’s perfect for Theismannisms. Whoever wins that game, it will be vastly entertaining.
And without further adieu I bring on Sean from www.pornlegends.com whose predictions have been getting funnier as the season progresses.
Jets over Detroit – Bill Margold told me to take the Lions. Jets by 10.
Miami over Green Bay – Wankus went 11-2 last week? Maybe another miracle will happen this week.
Pittsburgh over Atlanta – Rob Spallone gave me some fatherly advice when he said I should take the Steelers or he’d break my legs.
Jacksonville over Houston – This game is Crystal Clear.
New England over Buffalo – Whitey Bulger said I should try the chowda and to take the Patriots.
Carolina over Cincinnati – Peter Rose said I should try the three-way chili and to take the Panthers.
San Diego over Kansas City – Charles Binaggio said I should take the Chargers and an order of ribs to go.
Philadelphia over Tampa – Skinny Joey Merlino said take the Eagles and asked about his old friend, Gene Ross.
Denver over Cleveland – John Denver always told me, “make sure you take off with a full tank of fuel, and always take the Broncos when playing the Browns.”
Seattle over Minnesota – If Erica Boyer tells me to take Seattle, then damn it, I’m taking Seattle.
Indianapolis over Washington – Always nice to watch a rich owner and his over paid team going down in flames. BTW, how is Fishbein?
Arizona over Oakland – This year’s winner of the Linda Lovelace award should have no problem against California College of the Arts’ JV team.
Dallas over Giants – TO in OT KO’s G-men.
Here’s the schedule followed by the Adultfyi picks.
Sunday: Carolina at Cincinnati; Detroit at NY Jets; Green Bat at Miami; Jacksonville at Houston; New England at Buffalo; Philly at Tampa Bay; Pittsburgh at Atlanta; San Diego at Kansas City; Denver at Cleveland; Arizona at Oakland; Minnesota at Seattle; Washington at Indianapolis
Monday night: New York Giants at Dallas
Sean from www.pornlegends.com [63-24]: Carolina, NY Jets, Miami, Jax, N England, Philly, Pittsburgh, San Diego, Denver, Arizona, Seattle, Indy, Dallas
Harry Weiss [61-26]: Cincy, NY Jets, Miami, Jax, N England, Philly, Pittsburgh, San Diego, Denver, Arizona, Seattle, Indy, NY Giants
Mike Dickinson [61-26]: Cincy, NY Jets, Miami, Jax, New England, Philly, Pittsburgh, San Diego, Denver, Arizona, Seattle, Indy, NY Giants
Ryan from Jerry’s Deli [60-27]: Carolina, NY Jets, Green Bay, Jax, New England, Philly, Pittsburgh, San Diego, Denver, Arizona, Seattle, Indy NY Giants
Billy The Crystal [60-27]: Carolina, Detroit, Green Bay, Jax, N England, Philly, Pittsburgh, Kansas City, Denver, Arizona, Seattle, Indy, Dallas
Gene Ross [59-28]: Cincy, NY Jets, Miami, Jax, New England, Philly, Pittsburgh, San Diego, Denver, Arizona, Seattle, Indy, Dallas
John Gray [59-28]: Carolina, NY Jets, Green Bay, Jax, New England, Philly, Pittsburgh, San Diego, Denver, Arizona, Seattle, Indy, Dallas
Dan Davis from Genesis Magazine [59-28]: Carolina, NY Jets, Green Bay, Jax, N England, Philly, Pittsburgh, San Diego, Denver, Arizona, Seattle, Indy, NY Giants
Brian Wallace [58-29]: Carolina, NY Jets, Green Bay, Jax, Buffalo, Philly, Atlanta, San Diego, Denver, Oakland, Seattle, Indy, NY Giants
Brian aka Plus One [57-30]: Carolina, NY Jets, Green Bay, Jax, New England, Philly, Pittsburgh, San Diego, Denver, Arizona, Seattle, Indy, Dallas
Wankus, www.tylerfaith.com [55-32]: Carolina, NY Jets, Miami, Jax, Buffalo, Philly, Atlanta, Kansas City, Denver, Arizona, Seattle, Indy, Dallas
Shannon from Adult DVD Empire [54-33]: Carolina, NY Jets, Miami, Jax, N England, Philly, Pittsburgh, San Diego, Denver, Arizona, Seattle, Indy, Dallas
Michael Fattorosi [54-33]: Carolina, NY Jets, Miami, Jax, N England, Philly, Atlanta, San Diego, Denver, Arizona, Seattle, Indy, NY Giants
Karl the Birdman [52-35]: Cincy, NY Jets, Miami, Jax, N England, Philly, Pittsburgh, San Diego, Denver, Arizona, Seattle, Indy, Dallas
Big Ty [51-36]: Cincy, Detroit, Miami, Jax, Buffalo, Tampa Bay, Pittsburgh, San Diego, Denver, Arizona, Minnesota, Indy, NY Giants
Steve Lane [49-38]: Carolina, Detroit, Green Bay, Jax, N England, Philly, Pittsburgh, San Diego, Cleveland, Arizona, Seattle, Indy, Dallas
Steve Volponi [49-38]: Cincy, NY Jets, Green Bay, Jax, N England, Philly, Atlanta, San Diego, Denver, Arizona, Seattle, Indy, Dallas
Serenity, www.serenity.net [48-39]: Cincy, Detroit, Green Bay, Jax, N England, Philly, Pittsburgh, San Diego, Denver, Oakland, Minnesota, Washington, NY Giants