Porn Valley – Our nominees today for the boobs separated at birth distinction are porn star Erika Kole and Reese Witherspoon. Erika was on The Wanker Show Friday night, but not to talk about her resemblance to Reese–not unless Reese has a hidden secret about jamming inflatable items in her ass. Before Erika got on the show, though, Wankus made some chit-chat with director Michael Raven and Wicked contract girl Kaylani Lei.

Raven said he came into the business in 1997. “I’ve forgotten most of what I’ve done in that six year period,” he admitted. “It’s been a lot.” Raven has worked for quite a few companies, notably Sin City and Wicked for whom he’s now under contract. Wankus wondered if Raven’s movie Barfly (for Vivid) was a takeoff on the mainstream film. Raven said, no, that he hadn’t actually seen the film with Mickey Rourke. “I realized after the fact.” Raven said he was simply looking for an interesting framing device to give people an excuse to have sex in a bar. “Nothing wrong with that. A little liquor and the next thing you know we have people fucking in the bathrooms, behind the bar…the number one aphrodisiac.”

Kaylani’s been a Wicked Contract girl for almost a year. “I’m loving it. I’m ecstatic to be with them.”