Reports are that Terrell Owens is happy. And as everyone knows a happy Terrell is a winning Terrell. That’s until Terrell turns on Tony Romo who may as well be running a rib joint with that name.
And what is Big Ben and his multitude of brain concussions doing playing football? Did you see that play last week where Big Ben could have walked into the end zone against Oakland to tie the score? But nooooooooooooooooooooo. Big Ben, working out of a fog, elected to pass. Look for more of the same Big Ben mental hijinx in Pittsburgh this weekend. Besides, Denver needs to make up for that loss to Indy where Peyton Manning went an astounding 32-39 and this is the week in Steelerland. Ah, but Peyton always has difficulties in New England and that’s what makes the Colts-Patriots, the game of the week, if not the season.
In the words of Joe Theismann, a win could go either way.
And here’s Sean from www.pornlegends.com with his weekly look at the schedule.
The only good thing about being behind Harry Weiss in the Adultfyi football pool is that now I have a great view of his hot looking ass.
Chicago over Miami – I would predict the score, but I don’t want to read an 800 word essay from Wankus on how I got it wrong.
Atlanta over Detroit – Coldwater Cats’ gridiron legend Bill Margold said I should take the Lions. Bill never did like wearing a helmet.
Dallas over Washington – Montana Gunn said I should take the Cowboys and to leave my “donation” on the dresser.
Giants over Houston – Michael Strahan’s ex-wife said I should take the Giants, then she sued me for divorce.
Green Bay over Buffalo – Sandy Sullivan said I should take the Packers and that Curly Lambeau was a great piece of ass.
Kansas City over St. Louis – Jim South said I should take the Chiefs and to get the hell out of his office and take Luke Ford with me.
Baltimore over Cincinnati – Ray Lewis said I should take the Ravens or he’d kill me too.
Jacksonville over Tennessee – I would have picked the Titans, but I didn’t want Mike South telling me that I disgraced the adult industry by doing so.
New Orleans over Tampa – I told Drew Brees’ mother she couldn’t use my photo either.
Minnesota over San Francisco – Former pitcher and wide receiver from his early days, Peter North said I should take the Vikings.
Denver over Pittsburgh – Asked how his head was for this week’s game, Ben Roethlisberger started singing Carol Channing’s version of “Hello, Dolly!”
San Diego over Cleveland – The only American soldier to survive of the Battle of the Little Bighorn in 1876, Dave Cummings said he likes marshmallows.
New England over Indianapolis – New England Patriots coach Bill Belichick leads the league in being named as the Other Man in marital divorces this season.
Seattle over Oakland – State of Pennsylvania record holder for violating 44 cheerleaders during his four year gridiron career, Gene Ross said I should take the Seahawks.
Here’s this week’s schedule followed by the Adultfyi picks:
Atlanta at Detroit; Cincinnati at Baltimore; Dallas at Washington; Green Bay at Buffalo; Houston at NY Giants; Kansas City at St. Louis; Miami at Chicago; New Orleans at Tampa Bay; Tennessee at Jacksonville; Minnesota at San Francisco; Cleveland at San Diego; Denver at Pittsburgh; Indy at New England
Monday night: Oakland at Seattle
Harry Weiss [76-38]: Atlanta, Baltimore, Dallas, Buffalo, NY Giants, St. Louis, Chicago, New Orleans, Jax, Minnesota, SD, Denver, Indy, Seattle
Sean from www.pornlegends.com [74-40]: Atlanta, Baltimore, Dallas, Green Bay, NY Giants, KC, Chicago, N Orleans, Jax, Minnesota, SD, Denver, N England, Seattle
Mike Dickinson [74-40]: Atlanta, Baltimore, Dallas, Buffalo, N England, KC, Chicago, New Orleans, Jax, Minnesota, SD, Denver, N England, Seattle
Ryan from Jerry’s Deli [73-41]: Atlanta, Baltimore, Dallas, Green Bay, NY Giants, KC, Chicago, N Orleans, Jax, Minnesota, SD, Denver, Indy, Seattle
Billy the Crystal [72-42]: Detroit, Cincinnati, Dallas, Buffalo, NY Giants, St. Louis, Chicago, Tampa Bay, Jax, Minnesota, SD, Pittsburgh, N England, Seattle
John Gray [72-42]: Atlanta, Baltimore, Dallas, GB, NY Giants, St. Louis, Chicago, N Orleans, Jax, Minnesota, SD, Denver, N England, Seattle
Steve Seidman [72-42]: Atlanta, Baltimore, Washington, Buffalo, NY Giants, KC, Chicago, T Bay, Jax, Minnesota, San Diego, Pittsburgh, Indy, —-
Gene Ross [71-43]: Atlanta, Baltimore, Dallas, Buffalo, NY Giants, Kansas City, Chicago, New Orleans, Jax, Minnesota, SD, Denver, Indy, Seattle
Brian, aka Plus One [70-44]: Atlanta, Baltimore, Dallas, Green Bay, NY Giants, St. Louis, Chicago, New Orleans, Jax, Minnesota, SD, Denver, Indy, Seattle
Brian Wallace [70-44]: Detroit, Cincinnati, Washington, Buffalo, NY Giants, St. Louis, Chicago, Tampa Bay, Jax, Minnesota, SD, Denver, Indy, Seattle
Dan Davis from Genesis Magazine [69-45]: Atlanta, Baltimore, Dallas, Green Bay, NY Giants, St Louis, Chicago, N Orleans, Jax, Minnesota, SD, Denver, N England, Seattle
Wankus from www.tylerfaith.com [67-47]: Atlanta, Cincinnati, Washington, Buffalo, NY Giants, St. Louis, Miami, Tampa, Jax, Minnesota, San Diego, Denver, N England, Seattle
Shannon from Adult DVD Empire [65-49]: Atlanta, Baltimore, Dallas, Buffalo, NY Giants, St. Louis, Chicago, T Bay, Jax, Minnesota, SD, Pittsburgh, New England, Seattle
Karl the Birdman [65-49]: Atlanta, Baltimore, Washington, Buffalo, NY Giants, KC, Chicago, N Orleans, Tenn, Minnesota, SD, Denver, New England, Seattle
Big Ty [65-49]: Detroit, Cincinnati, Washington, Buffalo, NY Giants, KC, Chicago, New Orleans, Tenn, Minnesota, SD, Denver, New England, Seattle
Sandy Bunz from www.sandybunz.com [64-50]: Atlanta, Baltimore, Washington, Green Bay, NY Giants, St. Louis, Chicago, N Orleans, Jax, Minnesota, SD, Denver, New England, Seattle
Steve Volponi from www.devilsfilm.com [64-50]: Atlanta, Cincy, Dallas, Green Bay, NY Giants, St. Louis, Chicago, New Orleans, Jax, Minnesota, SD, Denver, New England, Seattle
Serenity from www.serenity.net [62-52]: Atlanta, Cincinnati, Washington, Green Bay, NY Giants, St. Louis, Miami, N Orleans, Tenn, SF, Cleveland, Denver, Indy, Seattle
Steve Lane [59-55]: Atlanta, Baltimore, Dallas, Green Bay, NY Giants, KC, Chicago, New Orleans, Tenn, Minnesota, SD, Denver, N England, Seattle