Michael Jackson is a wine-guzzling pill-popper who has been in and out of rehab, claims a new report on the pop star’s strange world.

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New York socialite Lizzie Grubman is now denying that she yelled out Fuck you, white trash as she mowed down 16 people with her automobile. Our opinion is that she’s guilty just for being an ugly broad.