It’s not a question of will there. It’s more a question of when-they: The Chicago Bears making the playoffs, that is. Even though they’ve been looking pretty shaky, the numbers are on the side of The Bears as they enter Week 13. However they are playing the Vikings and Chicago only managed to squeeze by in their last encounter 19-16. Right now the Bears are sitting pretty in the NFC North with a 9-2 record; the Vikes are 5-6. And Joe Theismann quoting Norman Einstein will tell you it’s just a matter of mathematics before the numbers kick in.
Here’s how Sean from www.pornlegends.com looks at this week’s schedule.
NBC News has begun referring to the Adultfyi football pool as a civil war.
Chicago over Minnesota – Mike Ramone said he’d tell me the winner of this game but it would cost me two hookers and a midget named Shirley.
Green Bay over NY Jets – Borat said he likes the Packers because their female fans remind him of the women in his home country.
Washington over Atlanta – Mike Vick says he’s my number one fan…twice.
St. Louis over Arizona – The Bush twins signed my model release and said they like the Rams.
Indianapolis over Tennessee – My lovely wife, Pam Anderson, said I should take the Colts… WHAT DIVORCE PAPERS?
San Diego over Buffalo – Starting tackle for the University of Chicago’s 1905 national championship team, Dave Cummings likes Smucker’s grape jelly.
New England over Detroit – Back from his Thanksgiving Day visit to the White House, Bill Margold still likes Detroit.
New Orleans over San Francisco – Shy Love said she’d sue me if I took the 49ers.
Kansas City over Cleveland – Ron Jeremy, voted People magazine’s sexiest hedgehog alive, said he likes the Chiefs and anything fried.
Jacksonville over Miami – Craig Cross, founder of the xxxchurch.com, said I should take the Jags and that he really is just a media whore.
Oakland over Houston – President Bush said I should take the Texans because he is one.
Dallas over NY Giants – Fucking Jessica Simpson and the quarterback of the Dallas Cowboys? Life can’t get any better for Gene Ross.
Pittsburgh over Tampa – Kid Vegas, preparing for prison life by bending over and taking doorknobs up his ass, said he likes the Steelers.
Seattle over Denver – Denver giving a rookie his first start at QB? John Elway just swallowed his teeth.
Carolina over Philadelphia – The coaching career of Andy Reid seen going up in smoke.
Here’s this week’s schedule followed by the Adultfyi picks:
Arizona at St. Louis; Atlanta at Washington; Detroit at New England; Indy at Tennessee; Kansas City at Cleveland; Minnesota at Chicago; New York Jets at Green Bay; San Diego at Buffalo; San Francisco at New Orleans; Houston at Oakland; Jacksonville at Miami; Dallas at New York Giants; Tampa Bay at Pittsburgh; Seattle at Denver
Monday Night: Carolina at Philadelphia
Sean, www.pornlegends.com [113-64]: St. Louis, Washington, N England, Indy, KC, Chicago, Green bay, SD, N Orleans, Oakland, Jax, Dallas, Pittsburgh, Seattle, Carolina
Harry Weiss [112-65]: St. Louis, Washington, N England, Indy, KC, Chicago, GB, SD, N Orleans, Oakland, Miami, NY Giants, Pittsburgh, Denver, Carolina
John Gray [111-66]: Arizona, Washington, New England, Indy, KC, Chicago, GB, SD, N Orleans, Oakland, Miami, Dallas, Tampa Bay, Seattle, Philly
Gene Ross [110-67]: St. Louis, Washington, N England, Indy, KC, Chicago, Green Bay, San Diego, N Orleans, Oakland, Jax, Dallas, Pittsburgh, Seattle, Carolina
Steve Seidman [110-67]: St. Louis, Atlanta, N England, Indy, KC, Chicago, NY Jets, SD, N Orleans, Oakland, Jax, NY Giants, Pittsburgh, Seattle, Philly
Billy The Crystal [109-68]: St. Louis, Atlanta, N England, Indy, KC, Chicago, NY Jets, Buffalo, New Orleans, Oakland, Miami, Dallas, Pittsburgh, Seattle, Carolina
Brian aka Plus One [109-68]: St. Louis, Atlanta, N England, Indy, Cleveland, Chicago, GB, SD, N Orleans, Houston, Jax, Dallas, Pittsburgh, Denver, Philly
Wankus, www.tylerfaith.com [109-68]: St. Louis, Atlanta, New England, Indy, KC, Chicago, Green Bay, SD, New Orleans, Oakland, Miami, Dallas, Tampa Bay, Seattle, Philly
Mike Dickinson [109-68]: St. Louis, Atlanta, N England, Indy, KC, Chicago, NY Jets, SD, N Orleans, Oakland, Jax, Dallas, Pittsburgh, Seattle, Philly
Ryan from Jerry’s Deli [108-69]: St. Louis, Washington, N England, Indy, KC, Chicago, NY Jets, Buffalo, N Orleans, Oakland, Miami, Dallas, Tampa Bay, Denver, Carolina
Brian Wallace [105-72]: St. Louis, Atlanta, N England, Indy, Cleveland, Chicago, NY Jets, Buffalo, New Orleans, Oakland, Miami, NY Giants, Tampa Bay, Denver, Carolina
Karl The Birdman [104-73]: St. Louis, Atlanta, N England, Indy, KC, Chicago, NY jets, San Diego, SF, Oakland, Jax, Dallas, Tampa bay, Denver, Carolina
Dan Davis from Genesis Magazine [104-73]: Arizona, Atlanta, N England, Indy, KC, Minnesota, GB, SD, New Orleans, Oakland, Jax, NY Giants, Pittsburgh, Seattle, Carolina
Sandy Bunz, www.sandybunz.com [100-77]: St. Louis, Atlanta, N England, Indy, KC, Chicago, GB, SD, N Orleans, Oakland, Jax, NY Giants, T Bay, Denver, Carolina
Steve Volponi, www.devilsfilm.com [98-79]: Arizona, Atlanta, N England, Indy, Cleveland, Chicago, Green Bay, SD, New Orleans, Oakland, Jax, Dallas, Tampa Bay, Seattle, Philly
Steve Lane [94-83]: Arizona, Atlanta, N England, Tennessee, KC, Chicago, Green Bay, San Diego, New Orleans, Oakland, Jax, NY Giants, Pittsburgh, Seattle, Carolina
Serenity, www.serenity.net [93-84]: Arizona, Atlanta, New England, Indy, Cleveland, Chicago, Green Bay, San Diego, N Orleans, Houston, Jax, NY Giants, Tampa Bay, Denver, Carolina