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Frankie LaRue Not Happy With the Guys Who Put Up Her Website

Porn Valley- Between the The Young & The Curious and The Wanker Show on Friday night, Frankie LaRue got enough air time to qualify for an FCC license. Frankie came on as a last minute replacement for Gina Lynn who no-showed Sechrest’s program.

What made matters really funny is that Sechrest had absolutely no clue who Frankie was. “But there’s always breasts somewhere in this building [KSEX],” Sechrest observed. “There’s always porn chicks somewhere around.”

Frankie told Sechrest she’s been in over 150 movies and Jason told her she needs a publicist, neglecting to mention that she needs a publicist who actually knows who she is. “I’ve worked for everyone,” Frankie explained, but when asked about JKP said she had not. Not that there was a particular reason, why not. Sechrest observed that Frankie was decked out in camo wear and wondered whether she was into military guys. “I’m not a base bunny,” Frankie insisted though she obviously knows the terminology. “I’m not, I’m not, I’m not!” Frankie said she liked them in the past tense. “Camp Pendleton was pretty cool.”

Sechrest said he went to Camp Pendleton but didn’t get any action. Whereas, Frankie said she got a 30-man line-up and got to choose. “I got a whole fuckin’ line-up of guys.” Frankie knew a staff sergeant who was on duty at the time. “I think he was dating my cousin or one of my friends,” she said. “I wanted my pick of the fuckin’ litter. I told him what I wanted and within, I’d say, about 20 minutes, there was all guys still dressed in uniform. And I just got to pick.” Frankie said she picked ten guys and finally settled on three of them giving the remainder coochie coupons that proved invalid.

Though she didn’t do anal in that situation, Frankie said she loves it. To that extent, Sechrest said he and Frankie had a lot in common. “I’m getting there,” said Sechrest whose bottomed four times so far. “Top is like over the 1,000 mark. It’s ridiculous. I can’t believe I haven’t had an STD to date.” LaRue said she’d fuck Sechrest in the ass any day. “Then we’ll go to Dukkake [sic] films and have my boss film it.” Sechrest said he knew what a bukkake is but didn’t know what a dukkake was. Neither did Frankie. [What Frankie meant to say was Ducati Films which is headed by Kevin Rubio.]

“Fuck if I know. I never knew what it meant and I just never asked. Yeah, you see I worked at home. I did not work at the actual, you know, the other place. I was doing more like…”

“Oh, the escorting-thing?” Sechrest suggested. Frankie said no. Jason said he was confused. “I was his [Rubio’s] little personal helper.” Sechrest had no idea what the two of them were talking about. “Are you a porn star or what?”

Larue said she had a website, frankielarue.com. Asked if she shot anything recently, Frankie said she shot with Guy DiSilva for Charley Biggs. Sechrest said he didn’t know any of the people LaRue was talking about. “Is this like an underground porn scene that we know nothing about?” Frankie educated Jason by noting that Guy DiSilva is a very famous porn star. “Guy DiSilva? Why haven’t we had him on this station? Is he hot? Well hung?”

Asked if she liked watching gay guys getting it on, Frankie said she’s only seen one movie which belonged to her 31 year-old brother who’s gay. “He would love you. Do you like little blond haired blue eyed boys?”

Jason said fuck yeah and wanted his number. Until he found out her brother’s age, though, Jason was interested. He then asked Frankie some questions bordering on incestuous relationships. “Did you ever see him naked as a child?” Jason was all for calling to ask him how hung he was. “Why don’t you ask his wife?” Frankie suggested. She said her brother got married and had three kids to make their mother happy. “After the last baby popped out he said, I’m gay. My job’s done.”

It sounded to Jason like Frankie had a pretty interesting family. “You have no idea,” she said. Jason asked if her brother was as cute as him. She said no. “I need to find people who are cuter than me,” said Sechrest who didn’t think it would work, otherwise. Frankie went on to talk about how she was the man in her family. “Somebody had to be,” she said, describing how her brother choose all her Barbie dolls for her. “He didn’t come out of the closet until he was 16 but everyone knew when he was three years old. My brother was too thin. Besides the hot wheels, he’s a girl.”

Frankie often told him that he’d make a beautiful woman. “He’s way much better looking now as a man. But when he was younger, before the facial hair started coming in, you would have thought he was a girl. A little pretty boy.” Sechrest assumed his named was Johnny for some reason, until Frankie set him straight noting that his name, too, was Jason. But that’s all Frankie was going to volunteer about family information. “We have a family of stature. We have a strong Irish family. Of all things I’m two-thirds Irish.”

Sechrest said he, too, underneath all the pancake makeup was 100% Irish. “Then why do you look Asian?” Frankie asked. “There are times where I do look very, like, I have a little bit of Oriental blood in me,” Sechrest agreed.

Frankie then joined Wankus on his show with him calling her “Little Gauge,” though, at 5-foot, she’s actually taller by an inch. And, like Gauge, Wankus noted that there was some kind of drama going on with Frankie’s website. “Is this not working for you? Somebody stole it from you?”

“It’s like a conspiracy,” she said. “I don’t know that fuckin’ web even got up there.” It didn’t even sound like her site according to Wankus. “By the way, the pictures they choose are horrible.” Frankie agreed. “He said if I did that shoot he was going to set my website up with me and I never heard from him again. I tried to call. It didn’t work out.”

Wankus filled in the blanks. “He bought a url with your name on it. He started posting. Now he’s got members money coming in. You’re not getting a penny?” Frankie said, exactly. “I want to know where the motherfucker is. Because I want your ass and I want my fuckin’ money, bitch.” Asked what his name was, Frankie said she’d have to look in her paperwork. [Or she could look on the site where it lists Dangerboy.]

Frankie said she fully intended on getting her site back. “Then I’m going to totally flip it around and take those ugly pictures and burn them. Hello. I do not look good as a blond.” Wankus said it wasn’t so much that, as the fact they chose all the wrong shots with Frankie looking off into La-La Land. Frankie said she saw others that looked pretty good. “Why didn’t they put those ones up?”

 

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