(SAN FERNANDO VALLEY, CA) — Ask any X-rated producer or director. Nothing is more annoying than a porn slut who doesn’t know her shit (i.e., the inner workings of the adult industry and how to perform). Not knowing how to fuck, or doing a scene for a quick fix is a sure way to hurt this industry.

From the distribution/ retail prospective- customers are fixated on the company name. Sure, they want a Blow-job tape, cream pie vid, gang bang extravaganza, etc. But without the context of the all-mighty signifier (i.e.- the porn logo etched across the cover of a release), it’s a gamble. A hodge-podge of make-shift grainy photos exemplifying the act of nasty hardcore coitus only goes so far for the attention deficit customer. Another contributing factor from the distribution POV is the presence of a bankable star.

Even if the fucking is smokin’ hot and cutting edge, without the marketability of a cum-spattered mug, who gives a flying felch? One can compare this mentality to the customer who goes for the Spielberg tripe over the critically acclaimed art house flick at the movie theatre/video store. Main ingredients: performer and company cohesion, regardless of content sells the product. On the other hand and in this devout porn fan’s opinion, one SHOULD NEVER JUDGE A PORNO BY IT’S COVER!

Having purged those frustrations, I’d like to formally introduce my perverted ass. I am first and foremost a porn junkie (a movie geek). PORN- It started out just to pass the idle time between finding a suitable fuck toy/boy/girl. And it has culminated with me going so far as watching each porn tape in its entirety: Which is great, because I’ve saved money on double AA batteries (by not having to fast forward. My thumbs rest easy.)

I’ve studied the whole enchilada. Like any responsible sexually aggressive slut, I knew I wanted in on the action. Mere voyeurism is not enough for me. It’s frustrating to see some silicone injected floozy with a contract do a dead fish routine. (Flakey Porn Chick:’Did I do three positions yet?’ Me:’Shut up and fuck!’)

It’s damn depressing to the trained eye. It’s something that may never change. But that doesn’t mean I can’t do my part. (I read a statistic recently, regarding adult’s word-wide gross overshadowing the national box office gross of mainstream movies. Money is great, but if we want to keep the money rolling in- let’s lay waste to dead weight bitches who bring drama, not sexual persuasion to the scene. The same goes for companies who roll ’em out cheap and fast without innovation to compensate for lack of budget. We porn fans are getting smarter while you get lazier.

My point: I am available for work immediately. Let’s not beat around my freshly trimmed bush, I do B/G, G/G, anal, DP, ATM, gapers, and any other roundabout genres you can throw at me.

Basically: I have no restraint but I have standards…I have weaned myself on cutting edge work from these seminal directors: (Girls) Jewel De’Nyle, Bella Donna and Mason. (Guys) Tom Zupko, Brandon Iron, Nacho Vidal, Khan Tusion, Michael Adam, Jules Jordon, Joey Silvera, Colonel Rob (Mondo Family Films), Randy West and Slain Wayne (who is nice enough to let me contribute to his incendiary http://www.subvisionfilms.com/ and http://www.sexxxthrills.com/ ventures).

I look forward to working with these performers: (Girls) Jewel De Nyle, Bella Donna, Vanity (she’s so fuckin’ hot), Bi-sexual Britni, Ashley Blue, Julie Knight, Kylie Wilde, Gen Padova, Malorie Marx, Allura Bond and Loni. (Guys) Brandon Iron, Michael Stefano, Herschel Savage and Nacho Vidal.

I look forward to working with these performers: (Girls) Jewel De Nyle, Bella Donna, Vanity (she’s so fuckin’ hot), Bi-sexual Britni, Ashley Blue, Julie Knight, Kylie Wilde, Gen Padova, Malorie Marx, Allura Bond and Loni. (Guys) Brandon Iron, Michael Stefano, Herschel Savage and Nacho Vidal.

I have an even longer list of companies and performers that are bringing this industry down, but I don’t talk shit. I just know my shit. Aside from shamelessly promoting myself as a performer, I also produce, write and direct. But that’s enough verbal diarrhea out of me. I’m gonna go put the money shot where my mouth is!

Booking Info: [email protected]. I do it with a vengeance.

Shoot me at my nastiest (which is all the time) or don’t waste my time!

Sincerely,

Vivica